Jono Marcelino @_j0no

Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2013

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Jono Marcelino @_j0no

a week ago

About to ask the Waymo how long he's been doing uber.

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ja3k @ja3k_

3 weeks ago

Costco should get into web services. Kirkland Cloud would clean up

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dax @thdxr

4 weeks ago

you can't figure out the right amount to do something without first overdoing it

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roon @tszzl

a month ago

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Jono Marcelino @_j0no

a month ago

Less bait, more vibes please

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alan @aldebarunatsuki

2 months ago

STOP TELLING ME PREMIUM IS 30% OFF, ELON

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Jono Marcelino @_j0no

2 months ago

Never wanted to buy land till I needed to repair my car

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bsc @BroScienceCode

5 months ago

@skooookum + letting your dog pull the extra bits of meat off the bone while you hold it for him so he doesn’t go feral and eat it

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Jono Marcelino @_j0no

5 months ago

Oh no they yassified the panaderia

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Donovan @shelovesspooks

6 months ago

The homies cutting their hair off, recession indicator

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Samswara @samswoora

6 months ago

Cafes are just a wrapper on espresso machines

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Jono Marcelino @_j0no

6 months ago

It's time to finance a pizza

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Shayan @ImSh4yy

6 months ago

Either don’t add animations, or make sure they are really, really good. There’s no in-between.

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Southwest Airlines just did that thing where people use them over all of the other airlines for two reasons. Then they hired management consultants who recommended they eliminate two things to maximize profits

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Tanya Rajhans @tanyarajhans7

7 months ago

Thinking to undergo LASIK/SMILE for -5.5 eye power of mine. How safe is it 5-10 years down the line? And why do people have so many varied experiences despite paying for the most expensive procedures?