Jai @_jaimali
So I start every fake story with the word so Joined January 2015-
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it’s so cool how everything just sucks now
Coca Cola’s annual Christmas commercial has been created with AI this time.
Slang is so funny You cooked = great You are cooked = terrible
whew this reading shit is no joke. word after word after word
The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
It’s cool when a bathroom stall has a coat hook. like Yeah fuck it. I’ll hang out
Airline attendant: We are now boarding for Group 1 only. I repeat, Group 1 only. Someone from Group 6:
Does it get better no worries if not
work emails are turn-based combat
why are we keeping it a secret where i’m supposed to tap my debit card. why am i slowly sliding it around the screen like i am cracking a safe
(Loudly at cvs) so basically fuck walgreen’s right
cars have windows and can move. houses have windows and can’t move. so it’s not the windows that make the car go, it’s something else entirely
it's crazy that this is the guy who decides if restaurants are good
your honor it was not a HIPAA violation i was simply BeingReal
walking around. and by the looks of it i’m not the only one
GIVE UP. - pregnant ladies - folks who may be - people who need - seniors, even! Thank you
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