Jerry @_jerrt_
I don't usually write bios, but when I do, they make no sense. instagram.com/superjerrt Somewhere stupendous. Joined December 2008-
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Plummeting headfirst into the age range where everyone my age makes the same tired jokes about back-aches lasting forever, ha ha.
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banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"
I finally have a phone fast enough to not get bogged down rendering the snow effect on Sri Lankan news websites in December.
Just when I thought Spotify had me figured out, they throw this laughable category at me.
Does this count as an arranged marriage?
Does this count as an arranged marriage?
Bafflingly, using a shared car costs less than a shared e-scooter to go to the hardware store. (7km round trip, 45 mins parked)
After watching Dune, I’ve decided that what I really need in order to die happy is an Iain M. Banks adaptation by Denis Villeneuve.
“The tasteful thiccness” 🐈
Jerry retweeted
Dogs waking during an autopsy, shouting, "Cut my life into pieces," as the pathologist nods and notes, "This is my last resort."
Apparently becoming an Egyptologist requires learning German or French because most of the scholarship is in those languages old.reddit.com/r/AskHistorian…
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