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Comedian, Actor, scribe📍 NYC 🏠 Chicago ; they/them/elle ✉️: [email protected] 🇵🇷 🇲🇽 linktr.ee/mateohurtado5 New York, NY Joined September 2010-
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Behind the bar for happy hour today.
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"Fuck, you're so warm" and it's just a twink with hypothermia thanking the beefy guy who's hugging him for heating him up
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this is the part where.........i break free
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Cardi B celebrates ‘AM I THE DRAMA?’ going #1 on the Billboard 200.
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Woof-baiting by grr-maxing
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i love watching people rise above the negativity thrown at them. she looks and sounds great. her breath control is insane.
i love watching people rise above the negativity thrown at them. she looks and sounds great. her breath control is insane.
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I’m more than convinced that Cardi has at least 84 hours in one day. Literally every single day she’s using all the energy I have for the week.
I’m more than convinced that Cardi has at least 84 hours in one day. Literally every single day she’s using all the energy I have for the week.
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Performing heavily pregnant on semi short notice and after a week of meet and greets across various states. My goodness, Cardi is WORKING.
Performing heavily pregnant on semi short notice and after a week of meet and greets across various states. My goodness, Cardi is WORKING.
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Thank you sooo much everybody that supported my album!! Two weeks ago the album was projected to do 115k off of Outside and Imaginary Players.. I didn’t know what the outcome was gonna be I didn’t put out a album in 7 years and haven’t put out as much music in the last year but…
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Super Bowl LX. Bay Area. February 2026. #AppleMusicHalftime @NFL @AppleMusic @RocNation @SNFonNBC @nbc @peacock
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Cardi B becomes the first female rapper in history to debut her first two studio albums at #1 on the Billboard 200.
What did they put in this D*ja album (complimentary)
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Bicep workout went hard today 💪
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