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Very excited for everyone to get to see the special so soon!!
I am literally begging for a sitcom that doesn’t do a flash forward in the last season (this isn’t (just) about Maisel)
I need Ryan Gosling to continue being Ken for the next year the way Austin Butler is still Elvis
why crack open a cold one when you can crack up at a cold open? i love comedy.
#NYC #Westvillage #Tribeca #Soho #Worldwide Come join us for a night of laughs as we feature these funny folks (FRI 8/12): @kristinactually! @DougUram! @_leorah! & @brabs91!
why did we stop letting people on acid make children’s programming after the 70s? they made some good stuff, we should do that again
#Bushwick #Brooklyn #NYC #Worldwide party w/ us #Sunday (SUN 6/19/22): @patrickthomasgolden! @hellswargo! @_leorah! @BeauWilcox10! & @bronxfunny! Featuring the #UGCREW of @ChrisWagnerd! @kevinsmith256! @RobMonte718! & #yaboi @MONTIKILLA! #UGIT!
hot girls bring backpacks to the club because sometimes a purse just can’t fit all of their hot girl things
Im at the point in my life where I dab the grease off of my slice of pizza using a second slice of pizza
Ah, the joys of summer. When all of my shoes stop fitting and give me awful blisters because my feet swell in the heat 🥰☀️
rules for going out this summer: -no hangovers (hydrate) -no sunburns (spf) -no buying your own drinks (trick boys)
I started putting that fact that I’m a standup on my hinge profile, and now men take it as a challenge?
what is winter if not a losing game against staying hydrated, Im trying my best I swear
trying to plan my January around the omicron has been like live laugh love liminal space, yknow?
what a power move to nominate your ex for queer eye so fixing him is someone else’s job
gringo papí but buss.. @noble_kalish
258 Followers 446 Following Gee willikers you really stretching my hole out there buddyBalony Sandwich @jmfeeney35
38 Followers 256 Following Game designer, baker, and board game enthusiast 🕹️🎲🥧Tyler Stansbury @Tylertas
548 Followers 1K Following 👆This is 43. It's just me. If I have something to say, I'll say it. If a tweet is interesting, I'll retweet. Portland born, Halloweentown raised. Cis (He/him)Kristin Schultes @kristinactually
68 Followers 216 Following Arts and culture connoisseur with a sailing habit ⛵️ Comic 🎤Just a Girl @girlygirlgab
1 Followers 65 Following A place I can tweet in anonymity. All the things I dont want my mom to knowt k (twinkspotting 19.. @literarysodomy
100 Followers 761 Following nerdy fuckboy twunk | donna tartt also queerbaits | matt damon is a fagMista Brrrly @MistaBrrrly
181 Followers 1K Following Church Grim Pirate that is a comic book and movie enthusiast. EN PNGtuber. Streams in Sun, Wed, and Sat. https://t.co/GFMWFFKhJyBarrett @____Frozen__
66 Followers 382 Following (24) Here to post Food and Learn Japanese Aerospace Engineer and Structural Analyst, Worcester Polytechnic Institute 2022B e a u @Beau_LaBranch
363 Followers 676 Following Music//Performance// Writing// Other Things// Use a pronoun maybe ♏️🦅🧑🏼🦲 @chairwomanwow
104 Followers 188 FollowingPlayer Two Press Star.. @P2PStart
15 Followers 59 Following 2 Players + Pals 👾 @chrisvoegels + @lolo_rosadoTyler Warren @Tyler_J_Warren
54 Followers 110 Following Actor. Writer. Some of the above. Will write corny jokes for food. NYU ‘21neeta @neeta_thadani
555 Followers 2K Following she/they | desi-american | just a final girl trying to find her b-horror movie | actor•director•writer• | host @bitchwhypodcast | ♈️Alex Hardin @alexEhardin
38 Followers 50 Following Actor/Playwright/Reactive Dog Mom. Tequila and absinthe is not a good combo.Confessions of a Form.. @formerfan_pod
59 Followers 111 Following Two “former” fans trying to turn a fake fan into a real one. New Episodes out every Friday!Ashley O’Neill @catshleyy
28 Followers 52 Following Comedian, cat mom, wine enthusiast she/her 🏳️🌈🇩🇪🇺🇸Sam McHale @sammchale98
108 Followers 113 FollowingumarBah @umarBah42186737
796 Followers 4K Following Greetings to the world 🌎 I’m here to meet with friends and around the world.!!Tessa @bytessadarling
110 Followers 88 Following New York’s Finest✨ Stream my song ‘No Hate’ today 🎵Aaron Vanek @aaronbvanek
111 Followers 200 Following New York based actor, writer, and occasional music guy. he/they organizer @climbersunitedSusan @susan_dorf
91 Followers 133 Following “I may play the fool at times but I’m more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit” - Phoebe BuffayBitch, Why? The Podca.. @bitchwhypodcast
110 Followers 148 Following A pop culture commentary podcast about why artists make things! Hosted by Gaia Malin & Neeta Thadani (@neeta_thadani) New episodes every Friday!layog hsay @itstheyosh
124 Followers 220 Following Funny joke goes here. Sad joke goes here. Niche joke goes here.Harris Singer @wackyfanman
253 Followers 486 Following Not So Cunning Cultured Trophy Spouse. He/Him/HisPaula J. Leon @PaulaJLeon
97 Followers 200 Following she/Her Its pronounced Pow-La, no Paul shit. A short Peruvian,NYU senior, born in Canada and formerly resided in Switzerland. She acts too IG: @paulita_chatitaAndrew Gillespie @andrewg5000
2K Followers 1K Following actually no thats not the truth Andrew you werent invited •Actor/whatever/etc • Cohost of @odcastpay • words:@BwayBeatNews @HumorTimes• rep:@stewarttalent🏳️🌈Od-Cast-Pay @odcastpay
260 Followers 399 Following A pod about sexy successes and humiliating failures in a little thing we like to call “the entertainment industry.” Hosts: @andrewg5000 & @roxyareccoBarrett @____Frozen__
66 Followers 382 Following (24) Here to post Food and Learn Japanese Aerospace Engineer and Structural Analyst, Worcester Polytechnic Institute 2022Kristin Schultes @kristinactually
68 Followers 216 Following Arts and culture connoisseur with a sailing habit ⛵️ Comic 🎤klit klittredge @klitklittredge
36K Followers 30 Following i once got banned for impersonating @American_GirlTikTokSupport @TikTokSupport
226K Followers 8 Following The official account for TikTok support! Here to help 7 days a week, 8am - 5pm PST 🤝TikTok US @tiktok_us
2.2M Followers 15 FollowingNatalie Gifford @natalie_gifford
13 Followers 22 Following🧑🏼🦲 @chairwomanwow
104 Followers 188 FollowingB e a u @Beau_LaBranch
363 Followers 676 Following Music//Performance// Writing// Other Things// Use a pronoun maybe ♏️🦅Tyler Warren @Tyler_J_Warren
54 Followers 110 Following Actor. Writer. Some of the above. Will write corny jokes for food. NYU ‘21katie my lady @date_kirienzi
278 Followers 204 Following i will stop being an actress when the world stops spinning on kabalah monster's fingernailMarissa Alaniz @_marissaalaniz_
115 Followers 191 Following I'm Marissa. Roll the damn R. Theater Maker. I act and sing and burlesque and stuff. Lover of spook. Popcorn enthusiast.neeta @neeta_thadani
555 Followers 2K Following she/they | desi-american | just a final girl trying to find her b-horror movie | actor•director•writer• | host @bitchwhypodcast | ♈️Sam McHale @sammchale98
108 Followers 113 FollowingTessa @bytessadarling
110 Followers 88 Following New York’s Finest✨ Stream my song ‘No Hate’ today 🎵Susan @susan_dorf
91 Followers 133 Following “I may play the fool at times but I’m more than a pretty blonde girl with an ass that won’t quit” - Phoebe BuffayBitch, Why? The Podca.. @bitchwhypodcast
110 Followers 148 Following A pop culture commentary podcast about why artists make things! Hosted by Gaia Malin & Neeta Thadani (@neeta_thadani) New episodes every Friday!layog hsay @itstheyosh
124 Followers 220 Following Funny joke goes here. Sad joke goes here. Niche joke goes here.Harris Singer @wackyfanman
253 Followers 486 Following Not So Cunning Cultured Trophy Spouse. He/Him/HisPaula J. Leon @PaulaJLeon
97 Followers 200 Following she/Her Its pronounced Pow-La, no Paul shit. A short Peruvian,NYU senior, born in Canada and formerly resided in Switzerland. She acts too IG: @paulita_chatitaAndrew Gillespie @andrewg5000
2K Followers 1K Following actually no thats not the truth Andrew you werent invited •Actor/whatever/etc • Cohost of @odcastpay • words:@BwayBeatNews @HumorTimes• rep:@stewarttalent🏳️🌈Od-Cast-Pay @odcastpay
259 Followers 398 Following A pod about sexy successes and humiliating failures in a little thing we like to call “the entertainment industry.” Hosts: @andrewg5000 & @roxyareccoBee Chambers @beechamberss
120 Followers 88 FollowingJamie Shap (she/they) @TheJamieShap
562 Followers 553 Following Actor | Writer | Broadway Licensing | Cancel Culture podcast | Director of Executive Witches | panickyJulia Caine @jooliacaine
212 Followers 247 Following All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed- Sean O'Caseymadeline @lady_maudlin
271 Followers 292 Following Black Lives Matter | she/her | “Lithe, young, and flexible” - Tim KohBrittany Raper @brittanyraper_
89 Followers 143 Following actor/producer/comedian 🇨🇦 IG: @brittanyraper_ co-founder @womenstandupnycshanna @exfloridian
407 Followers 514 Following chaotic good • actor • humorist • writer ♈️🤪✨ she|theyRoxy @roxyarecco
2K Followers 1K Following Exhausted in the streets, asleep in the sheets | Actor | Cohost of @odcastpay | Contributor @bwaybeatnews @reductress | She/hergetting ur shot at an snl monologue and using to confront people with the pain of Palestinians and to beg for their freedom and peace is not only brave and righteous, it is what comedians should have been doing every week for the last six months
Ramy Youssef on SNL, “God, please stop the suffering. Stop the violence. Please free the people of Palestine, please.”
casually played chappell roan for my grandfather today and he asked who was singing bc he liked her voice and the song… win for the agenda
seems like he finished the hat finally
now, why the hell is Mandy Patinkin serving cunt on Christmas Day?
how is a girl supposed to read a book and be chronically online at the same time
tired: panera lemonade that kills you wired: sephora lotion that attracts spiders
They’re doing spider science over on the Sephora Reddit
dream blunt rotation
Asking for a sick day feels so infantalizing, composing a professional email to be like “I frew up”
If you put a camera in front of Jane Krakowski, she can’t help but devour. It’s just how God made her.
blonde men are a DISEASE unfortunately i am chronically attracted to the sick and twisted
on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
peeta would run is it real or is it cake tiktok like the navy
robbie from new girl do I have a role for you
George Santos movie is in the works at HBO Films from ‘VEEP’ EP Frank Rich. (Source: deadline.com/2023/12/george…)
we want josh hutcherson
Harry Styles is rumored to have joined the cast of the 3rd season of “The White Lotus”.
Hollywood is really showing they *could* fire rapists and abusers with the quickness—if they cared. remember how and when they're able to quickly mobilize.
Melissa Barrera has been dropped from “Scream VII” after making several tweets critical of Israel “Gaza is currently being treated like a concentration camp,” she wrote in one post hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-n…
he can’t even have privacy in his grief because palestinians have to record and broadcast everything for even the opportunity to be believed. these are the worst moments of people’s lives and we force them to share them over and over so that hand-wringing politicians might act
A surgeon in Gaza had to do an amputation surgery for his OWN child without anesthesia Then he watched his child die from all the pain. 💔
If someone said something that specific to me when I was 12 I’d believe them
Timothée Chalamet: "If you would've told me when I was 12 years old watching the Johnny Depp version of Willy Wonka that I'd get to be here in Tokyo promoting this movie as Willy Wonka, standing next to Hugh Grant, I would've told you you were lying."
all takes about the best friend’s boyfriend relationship are wrong. the best friend’s boyfriend is neither your enemy nor your prospect ; he is there to watch you and your best friend perform . every great act needs an audience & the bff’s boyfriend is the audience that must clap
not only is spyglass slandering melissa barrera by falsely accusing her of being antisemitic, they’re also actively denying the fact that a genocide & ethnic cleansing is taking place in palestine as we speak. what’s happened today is unspeakably sickening, & it’s only the start.
Spyglass, the studio behind the ‘SCREAM’ films, has released a statement on firing Melissa Barrera for speaking about the genocide happening in Palestine: “We have zero tolerance for antisemitism or the incitement of hate in any form, including false references to genocide,…
every single artist should be showing support for susan sarandon and melissa barrera today, or this will just be the beginning of the new hollywood blacklist.
why do they have him looking like a hunger games tribute 😭😭