№ @_lucuma_

mild exhibitionist // spicy wallflower // TX enfj-a Joined March 2012

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໊ @meishato

4 days ago

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

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georgie @georgsoup

2 weeks ago

bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment

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mariana @pastapilled

2 weeks ago

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

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cherry 🍒 @aijouz__

2 weeks ago

to this day i still have no idea what they were doing

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𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl

2 weeks ago

"on the rocks" is a very cunty way to ask for ice tbh

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pnorm @paleonormie

3 weeks ago

imagine explaining to someone from 2000 that an iced coffee and a 64 gig USB stick are about the same price

Seasonal Clickfarm Worker @ClickingSeason

3 weeks ago

imagine explaining to someone from 2000 that an iced coffee and a 64 gig USB stick are about the same price

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柊優 | Hiiragi Yuu🍸🍾Vacation Mode🍹 @HiiragiYuu_Vt

3 weeks ago

My coworker's very timid husband came to meet her for lunch, I didn't recognize him so I asked him if he has an appointment, and he said "actually I'm her wife🥺 nO I'M HER HUSBAND😳 SHE'S MY WIFE😭"

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@CalltoActivism Translation: For the last 33 hours, I have praying that this person (who murdered Charlie Kirk) was brown, black or a hispanic. That he was not a white like us because we are not like that. But it was one of us.