myDELL @_maidel

nerd who loves her science and her lipgloss. with carmen sandiego~ Joined May 2012

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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw

5 years ago

i trust them

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Dolly Parton @DollyParton

5 years ago

Me, after I win an argument.

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Dealtendo @Dealtendo

5 years ago

Breaking: Bluetooth audio is now available on #NintendoSwitch!

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Jon Lovett @jonlovett

5 years ago

Look, 1600 people in the US are dying every day. We also have a report via a cousin's friend of a case of international swollen balls which is obviously very concerning as well.

My cousin in Trinidad won’t get the vaccine cuz his friend got it & became impotent. His testicles became swollen. His friend was weeks away from getting married, now the girl called off the wedding. So just pray on it & make sure you’re comfortable with ur decision, not bullied

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philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

5 years ago

This was the most formal “aight, ima head out” ever

Jeremy Art @cspanJeremy

5 years ago

Lightning strikes outside White House as Marine Sentry stands his post.

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Laurie Voss @seldo

5 years ago

I'm not a professional data analyst, but... oh wait I *am* a professional data analyst. Nebraska is lying about how many covid cases it has.

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Bryan Keane OLY @tribryan

5 years ago

I shot this today.

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Tom and Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo

5 years ago

Ben Affleck got himself in better shape for J Lo again than he did to play Batman

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Ben Rosen @ben_rosen

5 years ago

they have to say human because of scrooge mcduck

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10 Trolley hater🇵🇷 @Pacheco_JA_

5 years ago

You don’t need to look into a DAMN thing. He is a working, immigrant man in a pandemic crying about the loss of a loved one. Pay your workers better and maybe they could afford the therapy they need or atleast afford to take time to grieve. Do better.

Ask Lyft @AskLyft

5 years ago

@Pacheco_JA_ Hi, we apologize for this. We’d like to look into this for you. Can you DM the full name, email and phone number on your account to @AskLyft? x.com/messages/compo…

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The First Wayfaring Stranger @ArnicaxRoss

5 years ago

Hi. I've been worried about you overheating so here I am with bossy bossy tips. Blackout your windows. All of them. If you got aluminum foil put it shiny side out and then something like cardboard behind that and then a blanket or towels over that. You want it DARK in your place