martin james @_martinjames
europe's weirdest king // @improvglasgow & @bigtelephone_ improvglasgow.co.uk Glasgow, Scotland Joined February 2016-
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Today I walked 17km and had tacos for dinner
Today I walked 17km and had tacos for dinner https://t.co/K5YctMxjaa
Me showering on stage at the fringe
Me showering on stage at the fringe
Today I walked 11km and had a smash burger and fries for dinner
Today I walked 11km and had a smash burger and fries for dinner https://t.co/SM6a2rzqpz
I'm not an alcoholic, I have a mild case of:
Today I walked 14km and had biang biang noodles and dumplings for dinner
Today I walked 14km and had biang biang noodles and dumplings for dinner https://t.co/ijXf2LFV2n
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The glug glug glug sound when you pour from a big bottle, that’s not real. They add that.
Today I walked 14km and had ramen for dinner
Today I walked 14km and had ramen for dinner https://t.co/3gFc6Pbgl7
critics foaming at the mouth as local man goes "continental mode"
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Everyone in my office is angry with me for bringing in my emotional support wasp x
local man goes "continental mode" flying in the face of critics
Local man continues to go "continental mode", confounding the sceptics
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