Matthew Owen @_mattowen

@maybeavalon reply guy. i work at @figma Philly via San Francisco + UK Joined June 2010

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hydra @blephin_

7 days ago

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

2 years ago

“i want to be eaten! i want to be eaten!!”, I continue to insist as i am slowly lowered into a toaster and transform into an unhealthy breakfast snack

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

2 years ago

I asked Terry Venables why he let Gareth Southgate take a penalty in 96 (I promise it was much nicer than it sounds and he had a great time talking about it)

Joey @gothamhiphop

2 years ago

I asked Terry Venables why he let Gareth Southgate take a penalty in 96 (I promise it was much nicer than it sounds and he had a great time talking about it)

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

3 years ago

allrecipes.com/how-to-make-ti… Saw this today and I’m really confused. The three ingredients are pasta, pasta sauce from a jar, and cream cheese? Is this some sort of performance art?

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this meeting should have been an email -> this email should have been documentation in notion -> this documentation should have been covered in onboarding -> this onboarding meeting should have been an email

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

3 years ago

was sad to learn today that WYNZ is based in portland and not pittsburgh

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

3 years ago

I know we’re all about dunking on Twitter at the moment but this “for you” vs “following” UI is actually great for me

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

3 years ago

If I were @HariboUKI_ I would be embarrassed by this packaging

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3 years ago

jesus wept that has never been a penalty in the entire history of the sport.

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

3 years ago

amazing shitpost

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

3 years ago

wow it’s so good to see that the chuckle brothers got a chance to visit egypt before Barry passed away

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3 years ago

This article is mostly whatever but the shade in this paragraph is delightful fortune.com/2022/10/21/lon…

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

4 years ago

Dramatically improve Twitter with this one weird trick!

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

4 years ago

Wordle 265 X/6* ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩⬛⬛🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 Broke my 62 day streak today, the curse of playing on hard mode

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juliet goldsmith @_julietgoldsm

4 years ago

My paper is out in neuron today! Read all about the importance of #autophagy in neurons. Spoiler: it engulfs mitochondrial DNA authors.elsevier.com/a/1eRo83BtfGzl…

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

4 years ago

Two “highlights” from the FT today - interest only mortgages at 2.5%, 1% on a £7MM with zero down. Wealth really does beget wealth.

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

4 years ago

thinking about listening to infinite jest on audible or maybe thinking about inventing a guy who listens to infinite jest on audible so I can get mad about it, can’t decide

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Matthew Owen @_mattowen

4 years ago

You, an idiot: listening to a variety of new music Me, an intellectual: listening to David Rawlings and Gillian Welch sing Method Acting/Cortez the Killer on repeat until the end of time