ℳatt @matttomic
Uncool adult Toronno Joined March 2009-
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I can officially confirm, based on my sources of a Canadian opera singer, Yusei Kikuchi's favourite sushi restaurant, and Jon Morosi, that Shohei Ohtani was on-board this flight to Toronto
I would love to be the one to explain to a football fan at the bar who doesn't follow wrestling that the Jaguars owner is wearing a neckbrace at the Draft because he was pretend attacked by Luke Perry's son
I would love to be the one to explain to a football fan at the bar who doesn't follow wrestling that the Jaguars owner is wearing a neckbrace at the Draft because he was pretend attacked by Luke Perry's son
People love to say that the ideal partnership is one extremely online person and one offline person, but I personally prefer us Thelma and Louise-ing it off the cliff into madness every single day.
People love to say that the ideal partnership is one extremely online person and one offline person, but I personally prefer us Thelma and Louise-ing it off the cliff into madness every single day.
love for my wife to excitedly tell me "Ben Collins Defector'd the Onion???" and instantly understand what she means
The most NFL thing I could imagine would be the commissioner being sidelined with a hernia for the season because he hugged through the pain despite the advice of medical professionals
The most NFL thing I could imagine would be the commissioner being sidelined with a hernia for the season because he hugged through the pain despite the advice of medical professionals
Ben Verlander is the Billy Baldwin of Brent Gretzkys and I will not be elaborating
DPS troopers played on their phones while children were slaughtered at Uvalde, but they're ready to go crack the skulls of some UT Austin freshmen
DPS troopers played on their phones while children were slaughtered at Uvalde, but they're ready to go crack the skulls of some UT Austin freshmen
Lol I just thought about "moved to a new city". Must have been a brutal cross-country move for that to be first on the list
Zubes @theZubes
7K Followers 975 Following if it's not about sports, i find it very hard to concentrate | 🎙 @lessthanjays @wrestling_brain | he/him
Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur
152K Followers 3K Following Toronto Star columnist, father of four. We can be good, and we’re gonna make it. DMs open, or [email protected]. Born at 330 ppm. He/him.
Tao of Stieb @TaoofStieb
26K Followers 1K Following Occasional Blue Jays contributor, Sportsnet. Sporadic newsletterer. NOT Dave Stieb nor a parody thereof. Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair.
Shawn Micallef 🏳�.. @shawnmicallef
50K Followers 4K Following Columnist @TorontoStar / Cofounder @spacing / Teach @UofT / Books: Stroll, Full FrontalTO & The Trouble w Brunch / NEW: Frontier City - TO on Verge of Greatness
Blake Murphy @BlakeMurphyODC
57K Followers 883 Following Blue Jays & Raptors analyst @Sportsnet. Host of Jays Talk Plus. I’m just a constant headache.
Minor Leaguer @Minor_Leaguer
8K Followers 939 Following Occasional writer for SB Nation's Blue Jays blog @BluebirdBanter | Tough but unfair | 94% Ethically-sourced tweets. | 👍🏻
Garth Iorgy @GarthIorgy
4K Followers 989 Following Elon has made this unbearable. Hit me up on BS/Insta/Threads. same handle. Peace out...
Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson
39K Followers 704 Following Blue Jays reporter for @MLB.com • TV and Radio analyst • BBWAA • Formerly: A broken man on a Halifax pier • "The Franchise: Toronto Blue Jays" coming in 2025
Faizal Khamisa @FaizalKhamisa
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S.W. Junkball @Junk_Baller
5K Followers 3K Following Reader. Writer. Educator. Subscribe to my newsletter about the weird and wonderful world of baseball: https://t.co/8pueCHSHpd
Emily @emilydawnlove
4K Followers 668 Following Feminist, socialist, sports fan, cat lady, maritimer. I love libraries, cemeteries, museums & thrift shops. {she/her} 🌕🧶⚾️
Piri Piri Pie @PiriPiriPie
6K Followers 251 Following I once got my hand stuck in a gumball machine and was rescued by firefighters. (formerly @GrubersMullet)
Justin Bourne @jtbourne
56K Followers 2K Following NHL analyst for SN, cohost of Real Kyper & Bourne, former AHL/NCAA player & coach. Author of "Down and Back." Partner w/ @Betano_Canada. Feed the good wolf 👍
The Road Guy @Road_Guy_Colin
2K Followers 628 Following
Josh Goldberg @JGoldberg12
12K Followers 908 Following Lots of Blue Jays tweets. Some you'll love & some you'll probably hate. There will also be GIFs. @DFA_POD
jump aside @JodiesJumpsuit
7K Followers 4K Following "that mysterious neighbour who owns good books and tells great stories." Toronto curiosity, writer, creator & host of @CinemaThrowback
Kaitlyn McGrath @kaitlyncmcgrath
17K Followers 975 Following Staff writer @TheAthleticMLB, @TheAthletic. Mostly #BlueJays. If I’ve been to a ballpark, I’ve probably been lost inside it, too. | she/her
Scott McCrady @smccrady
484 Followers 3K Following Husband, Father, Sales Leader.2 Memorial Cups. World Junior Gold. ASHOF/AHHOF Inductee. NHL 2nd rounder. Alteryx
Amandeep Singh @amandeep_6ix
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koskies @FreezeframeTO
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Olive & York @olive_york
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☂️ Кельвін.. @mrchan
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The r/BillSimmons Pod.. @rBillSimmonsPod
7K Followers 6K Following A podcast discussing Bill Simmons, the BS Pod, podcasts, sports media and more. Find the show on Apple & Spotify and be sure to visit r/BillSimmons
Orwellian (dba Logici.. @orwellian
935 Followers 5K Following Dialectical Etherealism & ennUI/UX. Niels Bohr hierophant. Shohei Ohtani enthusiast. #Postpunk & 1983 music devotee. “Far Left”. #Quantum #HistSTM she/her
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Constance Van Horne �.. @cmvanhorne
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Bill Gilmar @BillDozer22
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Bruce @BrucewMitchell
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Batts @Batts_EU
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😏 @puremishegoss
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x - Russel Prouse @RusselProuse34
576 Followers 1K Following A hopeful Leafs fan. He/him | Bluesky: https://t.co/vcxj2pvhst | Mastodon: https://t.co/AKJlnRUdaF
Leigh Wallace (she/he.. @LeighWalla
456 Followers 2K Following Mostly here for books, art, neurodiversity, and parasocial relationships with cats. My entire personality currently consists of: Blue Jays baseball.
Cheryl Fullerton 🇨.. @CherylFull
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Stoolie @chi_stoolie
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Ryan Reusch @Ryan_Reusch
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Daegan Fryklind @daeganf
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Peer Community Hub, Y.. @p_communityhub
3K Followers 3K Following PCH is an open-access platform for community/individuals seeking news/information to empower their life and future virtually and in-person around the world
ひびき🌻🦄💉 @missyouSP_SO
788 Followers 1K Following 雑多でｽﾐﾏｾﾝ🙏ミスチル、大谷翔平選手、仕事や家庭。無言フォロー失礼します🙇 🦄用垢 @hibikiNo3 #MrChildren 半エン5/10🌻#ShoheiOhtani 🦄🏥外来💉🫶👩👧👦＋👨🫶
ひびき③🦄❤�.. @hibikiNo3
140 Followers 227 Following 今季も大好きなフォロワーさん達と楽しく大谷翔平選手を応援したいと思います❤️🔥試合の応援は主にこちらで。リアタイ時は独言ｳﾙｻｲです。時には鍵かけます。無言フォロー失礼します🙇日常用@missyouSP_SO
Zubes @theZubes
7K Followers 975 Following if it's not about sports, i find it very hard to concentrate | 🎙 @lessthanjays @wrestling_brain | he/him
Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur
152K Followers 3K Following Toronto Star columnist, father of four. We can be good, and we’re gonna make it. DMs open, or [email protected]. Born at 330 ppm. He/him.
Tao of Stieb @TaoofStieb
26K Followers 1K Following Occasional Blue Jays contributor, Sportsnet. Sporadic newsletterer. NOT Dave Stieb nor a parody thereof. Let me fall out of the window with confetti in my hair.
Shawn Micallef 🏳�.. @shawnmicallef
50K Followers 4K Following Columnist @TorontoStar / Cofounder @spacing / Teach @UofT / Books: Stroll, Full FrontalTO & The Trouble w Brunch / NEW: Frontier City - TO on Verge of Greatness
Blake Murphy @BlakeMurphyODC
57K Followers 883 Following Blue Jays & Raptors analyst @Sportsnet. Host of Jays Talk Plus. I’m just a constant headache.
Mike Wilner @Wilnerness
85K Followers 1K Following Baseball columnist/podcaster @torontostar 2020 John Cerutti Award. 2020 Bob Elliott Award. Host: @DeepLFPodcast. Exceedingly proud father of the two best kids!
Ben Nicholson-Smith @bnicholsonsmith
63K Followers 555 Following @Sportsnet | Articles: https://t.co/YGHlbijGGu | Podcast: https://t.co/r4FQEWpCO5
Minor Leaguer @Minor_Leaguer
8K Followers 939 Following Occasional writer for SB Nation's Blue Jays blog @BluebirdBanter | Tough but unfair | 94% Ethically-sourced tweets. | 👍🏻
Dan Shulman @DShulman_ESPN
150K Followers 997 Following Play by Play guy for the Blue Jays and Canada Basketball on Sportsnet and NCAA Hoops on ESPN. Husband, and Dad to 4 wonderful boys and 1 chocolate lab.
Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson
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Faizal Khamisa @FaizalKhamisa
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S.W. Junkball @Junk_Baller
5K Followers 3K Following Reader. Writer. Educator. Subscribe to my newsletter about the weird and wonderful world of baseball: https://t.co/8pueCHSHpd
Emily @emilydawnlove
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Piri Piri Pie @PiriPiriPie
6K Followers 251 Following I once got my hand stuck in a gumball machine and was rescued by firefighters. (formerly @GrubersMullet)
Shi Davidi @ShiDavidi
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Justin Bourne @jtbourne
56K Followers 2K Following NHL analyst for SN, cohost of Real Kyper & Bourne, former AHL/NCAA player & coach. Author of "Down and Back." Partner w/ @Betano_Canada. Feed the good wolf 👍
The Road Guy @Road_Guy_Colin
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Joe Siddall @SiddallJoe
47K Followers 412 Following #BlueJays analyst - 'your life could drastically change in a matter of seconds...appreciate each moment and live life to its fullest' #AOG 💚 #grateful
jump aside @JodiesJumpsuit
7K Followers 4K Following "that mysterious neighbour who owns good books and tells great stories." Toronto curiosity, writer, creator & host of @CinemaThrowback
Cycle Toronto @CycleToronto
26K Followers 8K Following Leading the change since 2008 to make Toronto a healthy, safe and vibrant cycling city for all. Join the movement. https://t.co/t15dRB9pRL
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Mayor Olivia Chow @MayorOliviaChow
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Unsecured CCTV Camera.. @Unsecured_CCTV
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AJ Ouellette @Ouellette_AJ12
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Propagandopolis @propagandopolis
137K Followers 964 Following Propaganda, political graphics, cartoons and more. DM submissions. Prints available on the website:
Olivia Chow @oliviachow
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94K Followers 244 Following Most mind-blowing crossovers with zero explanation. Accepting submissions & requests! (RT/DM) Created by @sljimbolian (Owner of @vas_90s)
🔪🔪🔪bЯyan�.. @murderxbryan
43K Followers 922 Following Host of Guys: A Podcast About Guys cohost @ThePOD_Kast with @Cullenthecomic and host of Shocktober. Get on my Patreon, won $110 on bingo 9/9/2023
Alyshah Sanmati Hasha.. @alysanmati
11K Followers 4K Following City Hall reporter for the Toronto Star (formerly courts). Tell me your stories. she/her. [email protected]
Chris Bassitt @C_Bass419
43K Followers 421 Following •• Girl Dad •• Husband •• Ohio Born NC Living •• Pitcher for the Toronto Bluejays • Proverbs 27:17
Discontinued Foods! @Snack_Memories
50K Followers 3K Following Your home for all those culinary delights, anomalies, and misfires that live on only in our memories...
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56K Followers 54 Following real, actual, unedited heathcliff comics. not affiliated with heathcliff in any way, just a fan. run by @connorclang
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Sitcom People @SitcomPeople
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2000's WWE @2000s_WWE
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Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney
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Marit Stiles @MaritStiles
60K Followers 3K Following Running to be your Premier in 2026! Leader of Ontario's Official Opposition @OntarioNDP and proud MPP for Davenport (MAH-rit)
Simpsons Albums @SimpsonsAlbums
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Dr. Jill Andrew, PhD .. @JILLSLASTWORD
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crazy ass moments in .. @ampol_moment
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Toronto Cycling and P.. @TO_Cycling_Ped
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Daddy Magic @theDaddyMagic
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@GrappleClips IS BACK @GrappleKlips
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Midwest Modern @JoshLipnik
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Gil Penalosa #Cities4.. @Penalosa_G
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Excited for @TheOnion to be officially sold and not working for the empty-headed clown of a CEO we had to work under. Here’s the reply he sent when he was told that I was leaving for a new job:
Brother, this ain't MLB The Show
@RobWong34 Absolutely there is, release Kirk, put Varsho behind the plate, Biggio can play OF and bring the kid up and he can play 2B.
@matttomic I never saw that interview before but it brought back so many great memories. Snoop knew "nothing of this game" as he said, so I would tell him as it went. He's super tall, his kids then played after this experience. I don't listen to rap and he was saying the "shinizzle"?? a lot
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
People love to say that the ideal partnership is one extremely online person and one offline person, but I personally prefer us Thelma and Louise-ing it off the cliff into madness every single day.
love for my wife to excitedly tell me "Ben Collins Defector'd the Onion???" and instantly understand what she means
I am SO excited to announce that the trailer from Broomgate: A Curling Scandal is now LIVE! Check out the full 3-minute trailer and then make sure to follow/subscribe to the podcast so you get the first two episodes when it releases May 6! link.chtbl.com/ijykS7P8
@matttomic My father left. But I will never abandon my Pop! ✊🏼
@ScriptsByJames Chris Traeget and Ben Wyatt in Parks and Recreation. Season 1 is good and 2 is really good, but it’s in those final S2 episodes that the show truly becomes itself.
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[NEW] STONEFRUIT STEVE AUSTIN from Blood Brothers. brewed.today/breweries/bloo…
This is not a drill - enjoy Ice Cold Beer (and more!) at Toronto baseball games this summer 📣 As the official beverage partner of @mapleleafsbaseball, catch us in Christie Pits all season long with beer and concessions on game days🍻
I may also be hanging up the account after next month. Might be time to finally move on, at least to new Simpsons-related ventures.
@matttomic a medieval hockey game obviously. obviously a jousting hockey game.
Shohei Ohtani has been on base four times today.
@AltHistCody It was supposed to happen the day before (April 19) which was the anniversary of the much more recent Oklahoma City Bombing, but they supposedly lacked the necessary ammo in time, so it was delayed by a day.
Bring it home, Buds 🏒 Good luck to the @MapleLeafs in the #StanleyCup Playoffs! #LeafsForever
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