Mike Martins @_miketype

Creative Director at HMP Global | Type@Cooper Extended ’20 | "Whatever is rejected from the self, appears in the world as an event." mikemartins.com Philadelphia, PA Joined November 2009

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Mike Martins @_miketype

4 years ago

My wife says I drive like Cruella de Vil

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Júlia @arrobajulialago

5 years ago

Toda fonte é variable se você tiver coragem de esticar

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Nishhhhhh @BigNeeeesh

7 years ago

(1) So I got summoned to jury duty and obvi was not looking forward to it. Little did I know that jury duty in the City of Philadelphia is an experience of its own...

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

7 years ago

Probably the most satisfying yawn ever seen

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Unit Editions @uniteditions

7 years ago

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Kyle Daly @dalykyle

7 years ago

2019 is the year I finally go big with my theory that the guy from the Counting Crows is just Marc Maron in a wig

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Pavel A. Samsonov @PavelASamsonov

7 years ago

It's actually only "Helvetica" if it comes from the Helvetia region of Europe. Otherwise you have to call it "sparkling Arial"

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Kyle Capps @kjcillustration

7 years ago

Our show creator did these adorable post-it note flipbooks for the holidays. They are absolutely mesmerizing. #flipbook #tcats #holidaycrafts

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Kurumi Mori @rumireports

7 years ago

For the love of the fans... how sumo wrestlers in Japan sign autographs ✋💥 #work

日本相撲協会公式 @sumokyokai

7 years ago

For the love of the fans... how sumo wrestlers in Japan sign autographs ✋💥 #work

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Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist

7 years ago

Oh, the beauty of seeing a Canadian baby being born.

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Matt Ford @fordm

7 years ago

2008: Twitter is a fun microblogging service you can use to keep track of Ashton Kutcher 2018: Twitter is the president's preferred tool for witness tampering in a federal criminal investigation

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Shiva Nallaperumal @shiva__n

7 years ago

4 hours in the Netherlands. Not a single google font in sight. What a blessed place.

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A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti

7 years ago

As a society, it'd be way more efficient if we fused Joe Rogan and Seth Rogen together and formed Joth Rogæn. It may be our only option.

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti

7 years ago

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of stand-up comedy and then asked it to write stand-up comedy of its own. Here is the first page.

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Dave Stopera @davestopera

7 years ago

what's the most mid 2000s thing you ever did? mine was use an iTunes code from the cap of a Mountain Dew Code Red to download a Bloodhound Gang song

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The CryptoNaturalist @CryptoNature

7 years ago

Bats can hear shapes. Plants can eat light. Bees can dance maps. We can hold all these ideas at once and feel both heavy and weightless with the absurd beauty of it all.

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Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti

7 years ago

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.