Dwight Schrute @_narddog

Penny’s mom #coolgirlhair specialist Joined February 2012

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

5 years ago

A clown. A coward. A pedophile. A PIG...that palette be ugly as all hell too. Pride month or not, you are a disgrace to our community.

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I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

7 years ago

when you care more about your Instagram aesthetic than your child don’t question why you’re considered trash.

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

all I want is to look like season 3 gossip girl Jenny Humphrey that’s literally all I want

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

When you hit the point in a breakup where you get a tinder and then immediately delete it because every single fucker is ugly and you’re like nope I give up forever.

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

sometimes I get lonely and then I remember at least I’m not being put through hell by a manipulative narsisst anymore

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

I can’t wait for summer I need a drink with an umbrella and my feet in the sand 😭

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

Block his ass and love yourself instead

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

I think the hardest part about putting myself back out there is finding someone who will accept me as a mother bc my daughter comes first, always.

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

Your girl got approved for a HOUSE today. Without any help from anyone.

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

Something life changing is in the works.

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

Okay relationship status is single but don’t fucking talk to me unless you look like Chuck Bass

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

Here’s 10% off your first purchase at Glossier! Beauty basics that leave you fresh and glowing right away. bff.glossier.com/iduc9

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

My poor skin I’ve had more wine than water this week and slept in my makeup two nights in a row who the fuck am I

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

To faux tan or not to tan...

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

Just want a mom Bff that’s it

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

My career and success will never decide one day that they don’t love me anymore. 🤘🏻

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Dwight Schrute @_narddog

8 years ago

I hate the feeling of being so confident in myself and then so insecure the next second all because of someone else’s opinion or words of discouragement.