Neelesh @_neeelesh_

has a day job writing emails, pays the taxman on time Europe Joined May 2018

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Harsh @harsh_purwar

4 days ago

Have been saying this for 2 years now. Indian markets are largely scams manipulating news sentiment to get you to push your hard earned money into SIPs & mutual funds. Finance influencers are lying to you. You won’t get crores down the line by doing an SIP of 5000 a month.

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Soren Iverson @soren_iverson

a year ago

iOS option to set an alarm and "wake me up at all costs"

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Abhinandan @AbhinPan

2 years ago

Infosys salary in 2011: 🧵 Campus placement at 3.25-3.75 LPA. Then a training period ranging between 4-6 months in Mysore. Your performance in the training period decided both your training tenure and the CTC you would get post completion. There were 3 bands (levels). 1/n

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GermanForeignOffice @GermanyDiplo

2 years ago

Yes. And it’s called saving lives.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 years ago

Yes. And it’s called saving lives.

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meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad

2 years ago

Why boycott Arnab? Remember the time when a 19-year-old Dalit girl was assaulted and allegedly raped by four Thakur men in Hathras? Arnab called it "manohar kahaniya". And his show was called “Hathras mein Shaheen Bagh wali saazish” That's why boycott Arnab.

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Siddharth @DearthOfSid

2 years ago

I’d like to report a murder.

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Siddharth @DearthOfSid

2 years ago

Palakkad Brahmins migrated to the US just so their son could run a far-right Presidential campaign and get shamed by Eminem.

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Neelesh @_neeelesh_

2 years ago

a 450 year old bar in Antwerp

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dorku @Dorkstar

2 years ago

It's funny how Bengaluru is the tech hub of the country and rickshaws won't use simple tech like a meter

Sumukh Rao @RaoSumukh

2 years ago

It's funny how Bengaluru is the tech hub of the country and rickshaws won't use simple tech like a meter

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Sujit Nair @sujitnair90

2 years ago

“The day I got my postgraduate degree, I didn’t waste a minute– I rushed back to my village, Ausgrum in Bengal to become a teacher. Yes, I had higher salary offers from schools in bigger towns, but for me, the 169 Rs. I was offered at my school village meant everything; I was…

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Vir Das @thevirdas

2 years ago

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Neelesh @_neeelesh_

2 years ago

utrecht🍸(419.08 ppm)

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Snehasis @SnehasisMukhop4

2 years ago

Just heard some 'pseudo historians' drooling over Yogi's economy in Beer Biceps podcasts, going to the extend of suggesting what a paradise UP is. Ajay Bisht handling the economy is much like the cat dancing with the toaster. So here is fact check to those outlandish claims:

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meghnad (Nerds ka Parivaar) @Memeghnad

2 years ago

frens, social media is for shitposting always and forever

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Paul Novosad @paulnovosad

2 years ago

I've been telling people about this paper for a while, it's sooooo neat. Prayers for rain only "work" in places where the probability of rain is increasing in the length of the dry spell ---> so these places have more religious belief. nber.org/papers/w31411

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Neelesh @_neeelesh_

2 years ago

Everyone is just sending out invitations for their “Instagram broadcast channel”. It’s like the only invitation Gen Z can afford to send out.

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TTI @TikTokInvestors

3 years ago

Need to require a podcast license or something before you can buy a mic

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Eternal fool 🤡 @passivefool

3 years ago

In hindsight, this was the greatest tiktok ever created

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Shilpa  @shilpakannan

3 years ago

The best #MasterChef scene you’ll ever see: A Pakistani contestant presented a take-away box of Biryani as she said the rules didn’t say you have to cook it - it just said to bring the best dish. 😬