Jason @_notJason

Mostly water, partially thoughts Joined January 2010

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Guinness World Records @GWR

a year ago

Applicant: "I want to break the record for the longest time without sleep!!" Us: Look between T and U on your keyboard

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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity

2 years ago

watching ai programmers trying to kill the other programmers’ jobs

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Jason @_notJason

3 years ago

Dear @WHOOP please… just round up to 100% we’re all trying here

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Jason @_notJason

3 years ago

Sunday morning break-in at Golden Gate Park... @GoldenGateNPS @SFPD

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It was bad legal logic to ground abortion rights in an amendment passed to protect freed slaves. This day was bound to come Let's respond by passing a federal law permitting no-questions-asked abortions for 14 wks, and longer if health of mother is at stake: the norm in Europe

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Lisa Church 🗽 @lmc

3 years ago

Double edged sword for SFPD, now they have to start working again to pretend like who is in the DAs office really was stopping them from doing their job all this time.

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Cori Bush @CoriBush

3 years ago

Abolish the filibuster. Codify Roe. Expand the Supreme Court. Protect abortion rights by any means necessary. We need all of the above. This is an emergency.

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Jason @_notJason

4 years ago

We can’t build housing because it casts shadows on nearby parks, but we can replace parks to build housing?

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Bobak Ferdowsi @tweetsoutloud

4 years ago

Petition to change JWST to Betty White Space Telescope

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Jason @_notJason

4 years ago

What this should have said: “Vas, this shouldn’t happen. We piloted a fund for vandalized D5 businesses last year and it’s now city-wide. I’ve reached out to the D2 Supe already and they’re ready to help, DM me and I’ll connect you.”

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Jason @_notJason

4 years ago

What about walking through this?

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Jason @_notJason

4 years ago

👋 from Alamo Square. Stopped two car break-ins last week, thought one of them was going to pull a gun. Routinely drive past broken glass from car windows

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Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK @doctorow

5 years ago

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Senator Reverend Raphael Warnock @SenatorWarnock

5 years ago

The last time I was here in 2017, Capitol police were escorting me to central booking for leading a non-violent protest of an immoral budget. This time they just had to show me to my office.

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Jason @_notJason

5 years ago

Does a docusign work for the 25th amendment? #coup

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Jason @_notJason

5 years ago

Let’s bring some big-2021 energy

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Jason @_notJason

5 years ago

Twitter is wild these days. Looking at trends you see things like #RepublicansAreDestroyingAmerica right next to paid ads, #GameBetterWithButterfinger “Why yes, I would like a delicious peanut buttery snack while I watch my country fall apart”

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Edward Norton 🌻🇺🇦 @EdwardNorton

5 years ago

I’m no political pundit but I grew up w a dad who was a federal prosecutor & he taught me a lot & I’ve also sat a fair amount of poker w serious players & l’ll say this: I do not think Trump is trying to ‘make his base happy’ or ‘laying the groundwork for his own network’...