Rave Sashayed @_sashayed
thanks again. see you in hell Joined January 2011-
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diagnosing Toronto with "i have to impress papà with the gun" disease, correctly
diagnosing Toronto with "i have to impress papà with the gun" disease, correctly
i Hate this picture so much……. like oh hi i’m Hugh Dancy and i was named prettiest Boy and Girl at oxford. My hair is shoulder length and I wear overalls. i’m just sitting in the quad doing my work Barefoot with that stupid braided tote and a bottle of Wine. what the fuck ever.
professional lip reader here, he said "i'm signing with the washington capitals at a reasonable price"
professional lip reader here, he said "i'm signing with the washington capitals at a reasonable price"
i am rooting for the leafs bc queens with obvious mental health problems have to stick together but p*ul b*ssonnette is so annoying it almost tilts the ice
I find the Black-and-white Warbler to be the cutest warbler. These warblers act similar to Nuthatches in that they like to scoot along branches and tree trunks, looking for tasty things to eat.
ok u know what....he got me with this one
dallas stars i came to you vulnerable. looking for comfort. and you gave me a 0-4 loss to winnipeg. dON'T text me again
dallas stars i came to you vulnerable. looking for comfort. and you gave me a 0-4 loss to winnipeg. dON'T text me again
ow -1 oough -1 ghck -1 agh -1 owch -1 (me taking repeated poison damage thinking about this)
ow -1 oough -1 ghck -1 agh -1 owch -1 (me taking repeated poison damage thinking about this)
well we still didn’t get eliminated in the first round this time. did we!!!

chicag-jo @notafan_jo
10K Followers 903 Following call me troy bolton the way i can’t shut up about sports and art
caps/lfc season mode ... @OVECHKlN
6K Followers 838 Following @capitals @lfc | various other incoherent ramblings
Ian Oland @ianoland
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Gavia Baker-Whitelaw @Hello_Tailor
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HockeyKot @hockeykot
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graph enjoyer @lowerbodyinjury
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the winnipeg jorts �... @dadvansss
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Fatou 🫶🏽 @FatouSadio
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Becca @BeccaH_JR
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Master Shake @cowgirl_bebop
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maybe: sasha @goalietaps
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zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none
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em @moonagedreamers
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arielle @ellycelly
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michelle @mzhengs
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HERMES SÁNCHEZ @HERMESSNCH32297
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invariably bad Matvei... @gysbad
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Grace @gracedigh
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Liv @vibinpanthersun
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Mara Gordon, MD @MaraGordonMD
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Buddy Duffman🚀💥 @FinAeros
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chicag-jo @notafan_jo
10K Followers 903 Following call me troy bolton the way i can’t shut up about sports and art
caps/lfc season mode ... @OVECHKlN
6K Followers 838 Following @capitals @lfc | various other incoherent ramblings
Ian Oland @ianoland
15K Followers 2K Following Sportswriter & Designer. Co-Founder @RMNB. Ethan's dad. Proud @UMBC alum. @ryanellisracing fan. @MayHockeyNBCS's worst nightmare. 3x BOF blog champion.
Gavia Baker-Whitelaw @Hello_Tailor
12K Followers 312 Following Freelance TV/film critic and culture journalist. Co-host of @OverinvestedPod. Words: Daily Dot, TV Guide, Inverse, Vulture, Atlas Obscura, etc. she/her
HockeyKot @hockeykot
2K Followers 78 Following NHL / Caps / Nats • Makes GIFs 🏒 Translates RU hockey • Не используйте мои GIFs без разрешения ✨ Don't repost my GIFs or edits
graph enjoyer @lowerbodyinjury
5K Followers 937 Following spreadsheet worshipper, clueless contrarian, joyless anti-jock | rubber disks on ice, small white leather balls, and fast cars | super not good at checking DMs
the winnipeg jorts �... @dadvansss
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Fatou 🫶🏽 @FatouSadio
7K Followers 7K Following Fulani. Marketer. 90s R&B lover. Irrational DC sports fan. 1st Lady of @NYCCapsCrew. @BlackGirlHockey Board Member. As seen in @nytimes, @theathletic & more.
i’m normal @boners
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Becca @BeccaH_JR
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Dave (SPORT MODE) @HockeyEnjoyer
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Master Shake @cowgirl_bebop
2K Followers 719 Following SPNPhilly I like shooting off at the mouth about hockey. 2PM thot. SPN/Dean girlie. Bison. Hoosier. I'm a lawyer but this ain't legal advice. she/her
zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none
3K Followers 857 Following yes i deleted that tweet. yes i’m catching up on that show. yes there is a point. link in bio to buy supplies for weekly unhoused outreach.
audrey bowler @aud_bowler
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em @e_munson
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