Lauren Theisen @theisen95
Co-Owner and Blog Girl @defectormedia 🏒 Email: lauren at defector dot com defector.com/author/lauren-… Joined June 2013-
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👀👀👀👀 MY SECRET IS FINALLY OUT 👀👀👀👀 elle.com/culture/books/…
I think the moral content of a protest matters, I think it’s the single most important thing actually, and the elaborate media pseudo debates about tactics, electoral impact etc—where we discuss everything but the moral content—is because the righteousness of the cause is obvious
4/26/1985 Ron Darling appears on an episode of Sesame Street. While sorting through his baseball card collection, Telly Monster recognizes Ron and has him read the back of his card.
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like six women's basketball news cycles behind at this point 😵💫 but wrote a little about the whole "young phenom vs. jealous vet" trope, which seems to misunderstand both parties defector.com/caitlin-clark-…
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An excellent reason to violate your “I don’t read anymore because it’s hard” resolution.
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a toast to Lauren, a truly wonderful writer writing what will be a wonderful book!! 🎄
I am deliriously excited to be writing about one of my favorite films for its 80th birthday, and to be writing about it alongside one of my favorite writers. I'm ready to get knee-deep in Frank Capra! (Meant in non-disgusting way.)
My girl got her wings
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huge week for defector book announcements!!!!
I'm writing a book about It's A Wonderful Life alongside @emilystjams! Put it on your Christmas list for 2026.
some of the coolest news of all time
I'm writing a book about It's A Wonderful Life alongside @emilystjams! Put it on your Christmas list for 2026.
@theisen95 @emilystjams !!! eat shit!
a toast to Lauren, a truly wonderful writer writing what will be a wonderful book!! 🎄
I'm writing a book about It's A Wonderful Life alongside @emilystjams! Put it on your Christmas list for 2026.
I am deliriously excited to be writing about one of my favorite films for its 80th birthday, and to be writing about it alongside one of my favorite writers. I'm ready to get knee-deep in Frank Capra! (Meant in non-disgusting way.)
I'm writing a book about It's A Wonderful Life alongside @emilystjams! Put it on your Christmas list for 2026.
My girl got her wings
I'm writing a book about It's A Wonderful Life alongside @emilystjams! Put it on your Christmas list for 2026.