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Ty Segall at Union Transfer in Philadelphia. Fantastic set
SCOOP: I reviewed an internal State Dept memo, parts of which was classified, that included the most extensive and serious to date warnings to Secretary Blinken over Israel’s possible non-compliance with international humanitarian law. Here’s what I learned 1/X
Mark Antony—great guy—he offered me the crown! And I said no thank you. I said the people won’t like it if I accept the crown [crowd hooting] Would you like it? Well we’ll see. We’ll see what happens.
my anecdote about me murdering my dog is being twisted by bad faith actors to make me look bad
Cat chase POV
this clip of Otomo Yoshihide ripping guitar on a seemingly mild-mannered variety show kills me. when the camera cuts to the hosts like 😅😅 オーネット・コールマン「ロンリー・ウーマン」をモチーフとした即興演奏 ✅ improv with motif from “Lonely Woman”
there are a bunch of people who made up their minds months ago that the real outrage is always going to be something else and not what's happening in gaza. doesn't matter much bigger the death toll gets, for them the actual tragedy will always be something someone else is doing
found a guy @murderxbryan
Let’s step back for a minute and acknowledge the extremely well coordinated foreign info op that we all watched happen here in real time. Dozens of DC pundits, think tankers, and politicians all repeating “UNRWA=Hamas” talking points that turned out to be total bullshit.
Let’s step back for a minute and acknowledge the extremely well coordinated foreign info op that we all watched happen here in real time. Dozens of DC pundits, think tankers, and politicians all repeating “UNRWA=Hamas” talking points that turned out to be total bullshit.
the first person to deploy the phrase "there's more than one way to skin a cat" in casual conversation was taking a big swing
Who is Target and how do I vote for them?
[ getting mad at my friend who’s a crane operator ] you would have nothing to do if everything was already where it needed to be. you could only thrive in a world of disorder.
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lawful protesting isn't even possible in authoritarian societies like the one Trump wants to transform America into. Just saying.
In their history, the Mets have had 21 no-hit bids of at least seven innings. They've lost five of them (the ones by Luis Severino, Pedro Martínez, Ron Darling, Randy Tate, and one of Tom Seaver's three such bids.)
i don’t know who needs to hear this but having children is *literally* free can we please stop with the “kids are expensive” nonsense? your lifestyle is expensive, not children
@IterIntellectus @HamzaMezerreg Why? They are literally free? How dare you turn down free fun. HOW DARE YOU! 🤪
@IterIntellectus You obviously don’t have kids. Kids eat, they go to school, they need a bed… life is expensive
Budd Dwyer shot himself in the head on live television
Is this the most fucked up moment in TV history?
@RightGlockMom @RNCResearch Do ANY of us have any idea of what Drew was saying?
beyond the moral abomination, dickriding israel this hard is the democratic parties version of republicans trying to further criminalize abortion.
Democratic Party youth outreach (2015-Present)
NEW: Democratic strategist James Carville has meltdown, blasts young people for thinking about staying home and not voting for Biden. The panic is setting in. “You little f**king 26-year-old, you don’t feel like ‘the election’s important to me. They’re not addressing the issues…
@CantEverDie @ricardoautobahn I was all for 15-minute cities until I realised we'd all be attached to the centre by little chains like they have on pens in banks, which stop us walking further than 15 minutes away. Now I'm dead against it. Imagine how tangled we'd all get! We'd end up like a drunk's maypole.
my favorite aspect of the anti 15-minute-city freaks is they seem to think you’ll be locked into a 15 minute radius and be executed if you leave that zone
When arguing with a 15 minute city advocate, ask them “What happens if I get the opportunity of a lifetime…my dream job, 30 minutes away by car?” The mental gymnastics that ensue demonstrate how you just can’t plan and control something as complex as human society.
@Ugarles love how the tenor of these is "ooh this is so scary, it could happen to you." no it could not. i am not addicted to gun
when the right says i don't understand gun culture i guess i agree because i don't think luggage should have a bunch of loose bullets scattered inside like cheerios in the back seat of a minivan
Another American tourist has been arrested in Turks and Caicos after ammunition was found in his luggage. The 30-year-old Virginia man is one of at least four American tourists potentially facing a lengthy prison sentence under a strict new island law.
@sabrina_marasa just wait until next week when he learns the word “campus”
Columbia University Gives Students Option To Finish Classes From Prison bit.ly/3xY3X1R