Susan Elizabeth Allison @_seallison

Joined October 2011

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x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin

a year ago

just got hospitalized for my spongebob addiction they put me in the squid ward

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David Hughes @david8hughes

11 years ago

Judas: still on for Friday? Jesus: Friday? Judas: yeah, the last supper Jesus: the what? Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

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Natalie @NetZeroNat

2 years ago

This would catch a lot of you

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Susan Elizabeth Allison @_seallison

3 years ago

Blank looks and zero thoughts x2

Natalie @NetZeroNat

3 years ago

Blank looks and zero thoughts x2

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🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL

3 years ago

happy friday

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Natalie @NetZeroNat

3 years ago

We are headed to #COP27 to represent the @YEAH_network and @ColoradoStateU to present case studies on different Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs)! Watch for updates on this 🧵

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BILL NYE THO (parody) @Bill_Nye_Tho

3 years ago

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

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𓆱 ashole ☪︎ ֶ֢࣪⋆𓄃 @ImmaterialGhost

3 years ago

TRES leches? En esta economia??

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brine brain barbie🍸🥒🫒 @Kysadilla

3 years ago

Hey (with the intention of asking if you’re going to eat your pickle)

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2/22/22BuddyEsco @buddyescobar

3 years ago

Dog tried to air us out

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Mike Ryan (Ruiz) 🙌🏽 @MichaelRyanRuiz

3 years ago

90% of Americans want common sense gun reform. There isn’t a state in the union that wants Roe V. Wade overturned. These aren’t divisive issues no matter what cables news and this app may convince you of. The Supreme Court just trampled the overwhelming will of the people.

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Danté Stewart (Stew) @stewartdantec

3 years ago

And then there are the Christians who say “now our work begins…let’s care for them.” That’s terrifying: if you can’t care for people until you win, then your theology never saw their humanity in the first place. They were only pawns in your game. That’s not of God or Jesus.

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

3 years ago

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

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Grace Segers @Grace_Segers

4 years ago

Cancel your Disney vacation and support *checks notes* proud queer icon and longtime supporter of LGBTQ rights Dolly Parton

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andy🍂 @heyitsandy_

4 years ago

took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

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pat regan @poregan

4 years ago

Acceptance is the first step of responding to an email. Responding to an email is NOT a linear journey. It is a process that can last years or even for the rest of your life.