simpleman @_simpleman

@MysteryAgency Ah OK. Thought I was missing something with the forth Wednesday of the month and between 2-3 pm message. I'll look at the items in the box then. Thanks.

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6 years ago

@Heidi_Colthup Wow didn't know this occurred. You don't have to at work where you get paid to attend but you do at Uni as a student where you pay to attend. Makes perfect sense on so many levels 🙄

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6 years ago

@paul_tomkins where are you? We've had a penalty at Anfield! 😮😁

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7 years ago

@Seriousmom_shit I'm a ventriloquist and I'm sick of talking to myself.

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7 years ago

@Linda_Pizzuti A Merry Christmas from Alan... He doesn't do headwear! 😁

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7 years ago

@paul_tomkins He seems to have a Premier League stats page already. premierleague.com/players/12322/… #donedeal?

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@SarahKGoldsmith It did shock me to see this after being away from this world for a while. I've always enjoyed your TWK stories. It's easy for me to say, but if you enjoy writing keep doing it, don't let others opinions stop you enjoying yourself/life....unless it's illegal 😊

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simpleman @_simpleman

7 years ago

@jessfstarkey can't reply on Medium as I've exceeded my "story" publish count for the day! That sucks. I was going to say "it's good system you have there, as you can probably tell by the number of claps awarded" Well worth hunting you down on twitter to share that nugget 😁

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simpleman @_simpleman

8 years ago

A nice #welcomehome #smile from our #labradorretriever after long day on site. #crazydog

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simpleman @_simpleman

9 years ago

I'm tweeting this from casualty. Turns out the @Dyson ball cleaner isn't what I thought it was! #procrastination #favouritejoke

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9 years ago

@Maxalfie48 They certainly don't improve with age! Thanks bud, I hope you had a great Christmas too and 2018 brings you everything you wish for.

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simpleman @_simpleman

9 years ago

@SarahKGoldsmith There's a mindful meditation in the next course for dealing with that. Not what you'd expect either. :) Give them love because they're unhappy! mmm Have the returns on Medium gone back to what you were getting before?

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simpleman @_simpleman

9 years ago

I didn't realise #Mindfulness can help with day to day chores. When the Mrs tells me to do something, I can genuinely say I'll get to it in a #moment.

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9 years ago

I got a rescue dog that used to belong to a blacksmith, as soon as i got it home it made a bolt for the door... Another gem from my honed skill of #procrastination

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9 years ago

#Mindfulness can help with #procrastination. Problem is I've not yet got around to discovering how to motivate myself into being mindful when procrastinating. #tomorrowsproblems