Nap Queen Celeste @_space_n_shit_
My hobbies include eating and sleeping and procrastinating. Joined October 2015-
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Customer: "Is that mayo?" Me externally:"No, that's sour cream." Me internally:"Bitch why the fuck would we have mayonnaise?"
Chipotle is Subway's half-Mexican cousin that is better than him in every way. @SUBWAY @ChipotleTweets
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#WhitePeopleInvitedToTheCookout y'all already know we gotta let the homie, Bill, slide through one time 😎
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Adolf Hitler #TwoWordTrump
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dear diary today an admiral named ackbar came to school to warn us about drugs you will never guess what he said about them
I spend 90% of my life screaming internally
Sometimes I feel like @realDonaldTrump looked at the Constitution and said "Too long, didn't read." #DonaldTrump #tldr
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