fuckmouth @_spurrt

stream of consciousness garbage Joined June 2011

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

2 weeks ago

MAGA twitter is like: BREAKING! Trump has FIRED the deputy assistant to the director of sub comptroller's office of the beuro of the office of national beuros committee council for the seventh district of the people's caucus of Wintle County! The swamp is being drained!

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

11 months ago

I will enjoy the 5 minute long apology that @trashfuturepod will need to pen to the Frenchman who bet 30 million on Trump sandwiched between the roughly 78 odd minutes of November claiming she's going to be literally remotely murdered via Zoom by the Trump administration.

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

a year ago

Lmaooo @trashfuturepod have an actual cis woman on the podcast challenge (impossible)

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

a year ago

Zoomers are the most Christopher Columbus ass generation imaginable. Loudly discovering things people already knew about and loudly giving things that already had names entirely new made up ones.

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

2 years ago

The most annoying people alive will lecture you about media literacy for playing Helldivers 2 then gleefully watch Hazbin Hotel

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

2 years ago

F*cked up that before alcohol was invented people had to drive sober.

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

2 years ago

Happy thanksgiving but to only gay people. Specifically gay men. Everyone else? Who cares.

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

2 years ago

*squarts out a farted shart.*

CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING

2 years ago

*squarts out a farted shart.*

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Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo

2 years ago

@lporiginalg One of the biggest harms of Reddit is how it creating a nerdy atmosphere which glorifies rationality, scientism, and debate-like rhetoric while catering to sloth content consumption and shallow meaningless discussion. Not only is Reddit culture molded by and for a community of…

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

2 years ago

I like how having a Bluecheck on twitter now is just open code for "I'm a huge fucking idiot online and I tell people I'm a huge idiot online all the time and that's what I do, that's my job; Being a huge fucking idiot online all the time."

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

3 years ago

24 ban from linkedin for schizoposting again. god wont let me ride.

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

3 years ago

Now that Elon owns Twitter, we have true #FreeSpeech ! I’m going to use that power to make an unPC statement: Everyone to the Right of me deserves to get point blank shot in the fucking skull. SO based I can say that now, thanks Elon!

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

3 years ago

“help make Twitter more accessible!” No.

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

3 years ago

Your iGay storage is almost full lol upgrade now to full iGay storage to be more gay, lmao!!!!!

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3 years ago

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

3 years ago

MiGhT MaKeS RiGhT!!!! >every single authoritarian regime in history is a doomed shithole where everyone is miserable Hmm. Interesting.

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fuckmouth @_spurrt

3 years ago

I've been conducting experiments on Dogs to see their reaction to me attacking pictures of Bruce Foresythe with a hammer. So far Dogs display great, and worrying indifference to an assault on the image of UK's greatest national treasure.