Sam @_ssamm

Amy Dunne apologist Joined August 2015

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Sam @_ssamm

3 years ago

@fairyscum222 Some sundays are scarier than others

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🐌 @Wheeema

3 years ago

Exactly what my Back need

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internet hall of fame @InternetH0F

3 years ago

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Anthmovie Filmtano @SethxDecker

3 years ago

Hardest merch ever

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NCAA Lacrosse @NCAALAX

3 years ago

FAKE OUT 📺 @espn #NCAAWLAX x @NULax

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BC Women's Lacrosse @BCwlax

3 years ago

NATTY SUNDAY!!! 🦅🥍 #ForBoston🦅

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MALIK. @maliktheoracle

3 years ago

If white people don’t have culture then explain shower beers

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Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY

5 years ago

I’m this delusional btw

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ham mike @griffraff97

5 years ago

borrowing a friends car and texting them a picture of it completely submerged in a lake fifteen minutes later

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connor Wood @fibulaa

5 years ago

They always say quit while you’re ahead but I think there’s a lot to be said about quitting while you’re behind as well

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Sam Taggart @samttaggart

5 years ago

We need to destigmatize candles as gifts. Candles are actually really expensive and nice to receive

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

5 years ago

teenagers are animals, like I used to get home from track and eat a whole rotisserie chicken as a snack

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stevie @adultmomband

5 years ago

6th graders will not be silenced

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Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot

5 years ago

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!” ““I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

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connor Wood @fibulaa

5 years ago

I’m learning that it’s ok to stop talking

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alexa @alexadoingstuff

5 years ago

I’m addicted to saying weird shit for no reason why did i just walk out of my office and say “don’t have too much fun without me” like shut up

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rosalarian.bsky.social @rosalarian

5 years ago

Adoption is an alternative to parenting. Abortion is an alternative to pregnancy. If you do not want to be pregnant, adoption isn't relevant to the conversation. Pregnancy can be a dangerous endeavor and we can't force people to go through it.