Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

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Tech Jobs Suck. @TechJobsSuck

a month ago

If you’re an unemployed techie, looking for work and you know someone that has 2 WFH jobs, you should put sugar in their gas tank…I’m just sayin.

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I was #expelled from high school 2 years in a row. I got my #GED at 16 and enlisted in the @USArmy at 18. Got out of the @USArmy at 24 and 20 years later I’m here. There is no right way. Make your own

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

2 months ago

I’m parked at my neighborhood Dollar Tree and an OG just pulled up in a Maybach GLS600… …Challenge Accepted my guy…Challenge Accepted.

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nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft

2 months ago

When you put a webserver up on the internet. anywhere, hosting anything, you will see "the background radiation of the internet", and it looks like this:

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𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗻𝗮— 𝗲/𝗮𝗰𝗰 @techwith_ram

2 months ago

Just found the ultimate GitHub repo to master AI agents 👇 Not theory—real, production-grade workflows: - Research & content agents - Lead qualification - Social media automation - Video generation - Custom MCP servers + REST APIs Step-by-step, fully working setups. Build your…

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

Aight screw vagrant and virtualbox….docker it is….

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3 months ago

So my study session has turned into me troubleshooting #vagrant and #virtualbox…fuck my life.

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

I’m studying… I’d rather be fishing…

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

Tech Bros are Sassy.

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

One of my son’s ferrets just bite the shit out of me!! Like bit me and decided the bite wasn’t hard enough, readjusted and bit the entire shit outta me!!

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

Working lunch.

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

I should be studying.

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

Yes! I got that shit deployed!!! 1 solution. 250+ cloud resources deployed. All via Terraform. I’m bout to go on a Champagne Campaign!!!

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

Ok…got the IAM stuff fixed…now I’m waiting for this apply to finish or bomb and it’s taking foreeeeeeeeeeevvvvvvvveeeerrrr!!!

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

terraform init > 🟢 terraform fmt > 🟢 terraform validate > 🟢 terraform plan > 🟢 terraform apply > 10 million IAM related errors.

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

I'm about to throw this Mac through a wall.

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

The league ain’t playing with our ass today…WE ARE WORKING!!! PR after PR after fucking PR!!!

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Samuel Tillman @_sudoSammy

3 months ago

I hate when people ask me what I do for a living. A. My speech impediment won’t even let me say it sometimes. B. It’s really hard to explain my job to non tech folks. C. They never believe me anyway.