Chris ♠️ @_teletext

Comedian WN4 Joined March 2012

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Uber West Ham @UberWestHam

19 hours ago

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Simone de Bimboir 🦢 @BunnyJugs

2 hours ago

Mick Jagger:

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Chris ♠️ @_teletext

4 hours ago

As ever, it’s not about protecting kids. It’s always about cashing in.

Channel 4 News @Channel4News

16 hours ago

As ever, it’s not about protecting kids. It’s always about cashing in.

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Chris ♠️ @_teletext

14 hours ago

I like to play my bongos in the morning.

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It’s happening ! The ‘This Town’ acoustic tour is coming your way in February! Hitting independent venues all around the UK!! I can’t wait to see you there 😆 Pre-sale begins tomorrow at 10am. Link will be this: seetickets.com/tour/brooke-co… KTF pals ✊🏽x #brookecombe

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Wes Streeting @wesstreeting

a day ago

Dangerous and irresponsible. This man is a snake oil salesman and it’s time people stopped buying.

LBC @LBC

a day ago

Dangerous and irresponsible. This man is a snake oil salesman and it’s time people stopped buying.

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LBC @LBC

2 days ago

‘For a party that wants to seek government, it’s frankly embarrassing.’ @stellacreasy takes a scalpel to the numbers behind Reform’s immigration plan, and all she finds is ‘a money-making exercise’.

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Chris ♠️ @_teletext

2 days ago

Not Bolton bad but still pretty shite. #wafc

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Chris ♠️ @_teletext

2 days ago

Get that fucking tree up.

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Gabriel Sutton @GabSutton

2 days ago

I think this symbolises a point football has reached, where it has to decide what it stands for. From an entertainment value perspective, this might be fun: fewer dead rubbers, possibly 1st legs abolished with an eliminator system that means every game has an immediate, direct…