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I can do all things through being a fag which strengthens me
Cisgender Heterosexual Buffalo Bill is the scariest thing my mind can muster
just found out my partner of two years has the same birthday as Morrissey:… don’t text
I do not like when men I don’t know call me hun, honey etc. If you bump into me and you’re not a girl or absolutely wreaking of fag “sorry” will suffice… no hun necessary. I am not your wife
jukinana retweeted
I’m real life watching Jayson get mauled and get 0 calls meanwhile Luka is getting every single call this is nasty work
Me, as the paramedics enter my bedroom, “Sorry for the mess hehe wasn’t expecting guests” *very obviously kicks the dog bed on top of the hitachi wand on the floor*
the thing about living in the desert is that i’ve had a slow continuous nose bleed for six months and i feel like my skin is falling off but i get to go off-roading sometimes and that’s really fun
Next time I’m tryna explain rural white culture to the other latinos this will be my source text
Very funny to me that sometimes when someone is angry (in this desert dive bar) and asks to speak to the manager, the manager is me. Pure comedy every time
receiving love is a lot like receiving anal okay? you don’t need to DO anything. you just need to Be, to relax and to let it in.
Proper beer alcoholics are so impressive to me like damn you just live your life bloated huh
Showed my partner a picture of me as a baby that I think is cute and said “Such a scary baby. Cute but in like a Halloweentown way.” 😔
If you leave the toilet seat up that tells me that a woman never loved you enough to house train you
if i was a dj my name would be dr. sucio … dr. seussio? you get the idea
jukinana retweeted
soundcloud.com/jake-lucas-892… I am leaving acting to blow up the #SfGiants #Shohei #yamamoto #MLB #Doyers #FireFarhan #MLBHotStove #KBO #ESPN #Giants #Yankees #FuckTheDodgers
“real recognize real” by which i mean you clearly also have ptsd
everybody wanna be working class til it’s time to take a shit in the lifting belt
tania 🪆 @boywaif
7K Followers 4K Following erstwhile rising star and very famous host of @its_nicelit
m ⚧︎ Ⓐ @SiltAndLeather
395 Followers 278 Following just another tboydyke puppy // I make leather! taking commissions
TEDxTessierAshpool @networkMCI
578 Followers 2K Following ESL teacher and artist - coasting on the information superhighway
Francis Frog @EndsArcades
369 Followers 2K Following do no intentional harm, understand all that you can, help everyone that you can. Studs Terkel, Orson Welles, Hegel, and F.D.R
saxton fisher @plumpuddingmodl
188 Followers 588 Following they • chemistry PhD student & artist • trapped in the frequency domain
emma spiders @esoudz
247 Followers 428 Following
Alt-Milk @teshcottr
242 Followers 334 Following
fiziks @_fiziks
323 Followers 467 Following ph.d. candidate! physicist, musician § he/him §אין עוד מלבדו
bug toucher @seahag420
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pilot g2 hater @charles__cheese
179 Followers 897 Following are you a special agent sent here to ruin my evening and possibly my entire life? who are you? do you have a gun? you here to kill me? where’s your gun?
Rooshu @RooshuG9Yj6V
72 Followers 4K Following The best revenge is massive success. https://t.co/1X2jHmCqqL
BryceReckleben @reckleben26044
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what the crap @chickenbracelet
66 Followers 215 Following joining in the battle between good and evil on the side of evil
JW @j_witcher
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W-I-L-L-A @willawylds666
250 Followers 225 Following girl from 🏳️⚧️ painter +tattoo artist + nerd + carpenter 18+ Minors DNI
Nelly Fritatta @NellyFritatta
26 Followers 193 Following my diary for stupid thoughts and astrology musings ♌︎ sun ♎︎ moon ♍︎ rising
erics food blog @mountmaster
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balsamic moon baby @IcMusichub
0 Followers 80 Following
Robert M.C. Forster @RobertMCForster
4K Followers 663 Following Co-founder, @EaseDeFi. Founder, @GoatTradingDex. Building novel ideas, bounty hunting, assessing risk, re-inventing insurance, keeping users safe.
Carl Rollyson @crollyson
6K Followers 7K Following Reviewer@NewYorkSun;https://t.co/G6qQZBWw6O; forthcoming: Making the American Presidency; Searching for Sylvia; Sappho’s Fire; Our Eve Arden; Herman Melville Anew
2 of them @lord8loko
2 Followers 64 Following
jane dough @uptwnbecky
91 Followers 581 Following
Vern @Vern80690269
0 Followers 109 Following
Oracle @OracleZRO
297 Followers 665 Following
ultra peachy keen @duke_argon
6 Followers 50 Following saxton • they/he • personal account • trapped in the frequency domain
cracker @acidicfigs
45 Followers 113 Following
Smith @Smith52555
15 Followers 315 Following I'm walking on the never-ending path the leads to success.
tdjhdjodjilndewsn3 @moodycloud111
3 Followers 747 Following
Eden Daniel @theEdenDaniel
37 Followers 155 Following I'm a human-centered design enthusiast and I like learning things. Reed College '21 “Radical simply means "grasping things at the root.” ― Angela Davis
por un amorrrrr 💕 @yourBFsHouse
262 Followers 610 Following
LyssaNB(H) @LyssaTBQH
123 Followers 225 Following If You Followed From Boston Comedy I'm Sorry (she/they, 24)
ale @alejandro_m4a
298 Followers 559 Following
ABBY 🇵🇸 @abbymachines
2K Followers 957 Following artist & musician & software developer she/her 💖 new EP "AB" at https://t.co/h9KkIyqrpF 💖 follow me on bluesky! same username there
sydney, czar of aggre... @deaconbIues
793 Followers 775 Following || transboy: they/he ☘︎ honky tonk bassist ✂︎ any step short of abolition is boot-licking ❂ in a committed monogamous relationship w the karaoke sunfly ||
cottage cheesy @garbo_marx
488 Followers 406 Following boogie woogie bugle bitch from company b (she/her)
trauma_sponge @AndrewGenshaft
42 Followers 195 Following Making music, Writing things, chilling out.
Husky Brusky @youhearmethoooo
119 Followers 123 Following
emily @deathlordsreign
146 Followers 736 Following
eva (mysterious) @estradioljunkie
45 Followers 45 Following Eva’s private account, main is @progrockgf
LIKE, YOU KNOW THIS G... @localswampcrow
162 Followers 459 Following G R A H A M !!! everything is a bit. I've been known to watch shows.
Eva (is outta here) @progrockgf
534 Followers 2K Following @/progrockgf.bsky.social Terminally lesbian, chilling in SF. Bassist in @tycaband.
_ @CHERRYWlRE
77 Followers 77 Following
smooth(brained) crimi... @vaporhuevo
69 Followers 199 Following please touch me with a ten foot pole
Photoshop Hag @roise2020
40 Followers 115 Following 831' of elevation plus three stories up - bird view
Nick Farris @nickafarris
7 Followers 13 Following
emily “jokes” hal... @emilygrapeshall
31 Followers 187 Following peanut butter on a spoon eating extraordinaire
tania 🪆 @boywaif
7K Followers 4K Following erstwhile rising star and very famous host of @its_nicelit
m ⚧︎ Ⓐ @SiltAndLeather
395 Followers 278 Following just another tboydyke puppy // I make leather! taking commissions
oh mama slay brother ... @finelylesberg
688 Followers 72 Following there are microscopic doses of strawberry flavored melatonin gummies in all of my posts
TEDxTessierAshpool @networkMCI
578 Followers 2K Following ESL teacher and artist - coasting on the information superhighway
Francis Frog @EndsArcades
369 Followers 2K Following do no intentional harm, understand all that you can, help everyone that you can. Studs Terkel, Orson Welles, Hegel, and F.D.R
saxton fisher @plumpuddingmodl
188 Followers 588 Following they • chemistry PhD student & artist • trapped in the frequency domain
Alt-Milk @teshcottr
242 Followers 334 Following
fiziks @_fiziks
323 Followers 467 Following ph.d. candidate! physicist, musician § he/him §אין עוד מלבדו
bug toucher @seahag420
441 Followers 407 Following
TrueAnon @TrueAnonPod
179K Followers 15 Following A show about your enemies made by your friends @Liz_Franczak Brace Belden @yungchomsky https://t.co/fs72hdMBv3 ace/aro
Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory
8K Followers 1K Following Not a twink just a scholar. Check out my pod Twink Death and Thots and Prayers
what the crap @chickenbracelet
66 Followers 215 Following joining in the battle between good and evil on the side of evil
Jake Lucas @jakelucas84
182 Followers 99 Following https://t.co/Vfrx12R7Xr Actor. I use twitter for sports. Giants, Dubs, Niners. Peep my podcast Humm Daddies available on all platforms
W-I-L-L-A @willawylds666
250 Followers 225 Following girl from 🏳️⚧️ painter +tattoo artist + nerd + carpenter 18+ Minors DNI
ROBERT SMITH @RobertSmith
253K Followers 548 Following FOUNDING MEMBER OF / SONG WRITER SINGER GUITARIST IN / @THECURE
Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake
189K Followers 399 Following Cigarettes and Cultural Things From The Past
Uju Anya @UjuAnya
207K Followers 6K Following Professor. Field: applied linguistics. Antiracist, feminist, 🏳️🌈⚢🏳️🌈 Research: Language learning+teaching, Blackness in multilingualism. Views are mine.
Matthew Hahn @hahnscratch
46K Followers 920 Following union journeyman | former prisoner | Dhammācariya | program facilitator at Mindful Prisons and Boundless Freedom Project | sober 2005
Robert M.C. Forster @RobertMCForster
4K Followers 663 Following Co-founder, @EaseDeFi. Founder, @GoatTradingDex. Building novel ideas, bounty hunting, assessing risk, re-inventing insurance, keeping users safe.
Irene “The Alien”... @irenethealien
35K Followers 203 Following lowest ranked queen in drag race HERstory! #sweet16th
delicate dad✨ @FatherFannie
274 Followers 162 Following femme⚔fragile lamb perpetually confused sensitive artist dj a nigga is also ur dad
Safiyah @safiyah_riddle
370 Followers 575 Following @ap reporter in Alabama via @Report4America [email protected]
nat @GARBUTCHRIGHTS
880 Followers 944 Following 30. homelessness survivor, transgenderqueer rollator cripplepunk. welfare precariat. https://t.co/iNbPUHwJer Ⓐ. yt & TME.
of Montreal~shee/he(x... @xxofMontrealxx
72K Followers 100 Following Join the oM Patreon Fam 2 access all sorts of bonus glamorous content https://t.co/6KH4PqP4mO
Cerce @cercehc
795 Followers 10 Following LIMITED EDITION CDs available @musicalfanzinerecords & COWBOY MUSIC vinyl from @kerkrecords (US) and @knm_presents (UK) 🤠🏳️🌈💓 (pronounced: “sert-zay”)
LyssaNB(H) @LyssaTBQH
123 Followers 225 Following If You Followed From Boston Comedy I'm Sorry (she/they, 24)
cracker @acidicfigs
45 Followers 113 Following
Edward Ongweso Jr @bigblackjacobin
64K Followers 4K Following co-host - @machinekillspod // senior researcher - @SecurityContext // evangelical Luddite & decel // rep @ianbonaparte
animals going goblin ... @mischiefanimals
1.3M Followers 482 Following goblin guy posting goblin goons (and whatever else I find funny)
Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps
1.7M Followers 1K Following The home of terrible maps with a pinch of humour [email protected]
Angeria “The Queen�... @Angeriavm
111K Followers 531 Following 👸 Winner of Rupaul’s Drag Race Allstars 9👒 Call Me Angie ❤
Boomhauer @_Boomhauer
71K Followers 98 Following Man, you want the dang ol' truth? Yep, I'll tell ya the lil dang ol’ truth.
Pendejo Time @PendejoTime
6K Followers 34 Following big green wormhole open up in the sky suck ya shit down like a oyster. blood for the blood god. end of world. welcome to hell. hosts @jakebrodes n @len0killer
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
209K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
Seeking Derangements @SSDERANGEMENTSS
17K Followers 485 Following twice weekly comedy podcast hosted by @as_someone_who @ZeroSuitCamus @dj_sensitivejock
James 🐎🔫💥 @buffalocialism
9K Followers 846 Following
NYC Alt Side Parking @NYCASP
300K Followers 4 Following Posts twice daily & for emergency suspensions. Account automated, will not respond. Use Policy: https://t.co/gsR1VH3Jzp
Eden Daniel @theEdenDaniel
37 Followers 155 Following I'm a human-centered design enthusiast and I like learning things. Reed College '21 “Radical simply means "grasping things at the root.” ― Angela Davis
The Good Place Out of... @TheGoodPlaceOOC
39K Followers 9 Following The Good Place out of context (spoilers!). Run by fans, not official. Submissions/requests closed at the moment, sorry!
vince @vincestaples
1.3M Followers 644 Following
ironchefbot @michibot1
10K Followers 3 Following 🦐 Tweeting random frames from the Food Network dub of Iron Chef 🔥 How will the challenger fight back? 🧄 The heat will be on! 🥑
cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.1M Followers 310 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Merch: https://t.co/eB4eSBdbRP
por un amorrrrr 💕 @yourBFsHouse
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