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aeber at ... everywhere else he/him Joined June 2011-
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excited for the semester for once because I have actually interesting and useful courses lined up instead of Making the MBAs Happy 201 or whatever the fuck
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when my mental state is based completely around "do i have a vague sense that the future might be somewhat better than the present?" a feeling of actual legitimate optimism can actually be a little hard to parse
subscribing to dead internet theory not because i actually believe it but literally just to preserve my sanity in the comments sections
i guess i should probably fuck around a little and get involved in the election now that it doesn't suck as much, huh
saw brioche English muffins at the store this morning so I toasted one and put some whipped cream and raspberries on it and god damn, I'm going to be diabetic by the end of the week
it's not good but i cannot stop laughing at this. real Japan World Cup/Ski Jump Pairs shit
it's not good but i cannot stop laughing at this. real Japan World Cup/Ski Jump Pairs shit
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you must break the pattern today
deadspin.com/how-wile-e-coy… still one of the best punchlines to an article I've ever read, happy to discover it still holds up
LMFAO (for context, *I'm* significantly higher rated than this guy, and I play next to no Pokemon)
LMFAO (for context, *I'm* significantly higher rated than this guy, and I play next to no Pokemon)
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boy are you an alpha?? 😘 because you're broken, unpolished, lack core features, and should not be released to the general public
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“kill them with kindness” wrong. Hyper Beam.
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This guy fucking rules
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