Dori Klippel @aSaiko
Oakland, CA Joined December 2008-
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He summed it up like few could. 🫡
NY Post: Florida Man Makes Announcement —> story deep inside on page 26.
Thelma & Louise - Sleep with Brad Pitt. Bucket list done. Throw self off cliff. #DescribeAMovieBadly
It’s Hashtags time! Take a movie and give it a funny or weird summary, and tag it with #DescribeAMovieBadly. Could be on the show!
@RadioFreeTom Everything I despise about Trump is what his base most likes about him. The chasm is unbridgeable, and I'm done trying.
This is absolutely brutal. Watch and share.
Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.
In this instance, Impeachment is you and ya homegirls having all the evidence that ya man is cheating but to break up with him you gotta convince a jury of his frat brothers (who was there with him cheating) that your man is a cheater
Can someone explain this impeachment stuff to me? I’m not quite sure how this works.
THIS SAME WEEK IN HISTORY: Donald Trump stabbed a great ally in the back, became a party to genocide and made the entire world less safe, all because he owes a favor to a couple ruthless dictators... #SundayMorning
THIS WEEK IN HISTORY: 10 years ago, former Pres. Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for what the Norwegian Nobel Committee called "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples." abcn.ws/2oouUIR
Absolutely stunning, friends.
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@realDonaldTrump good morning to you, too, mister president sir. sit tight, Melania's son will be along soon to change your diaper
To werewolves, Guillermo is basically a piece of delicious meat filled with smaller pieces of delicious meat. #ShadowsFX
I raise my hand enthusiastically!🖐️I miss our President for his dignity, wit, empathy, intelligence, compassion, kindness, maturity, depth, humanity, class, reliability, relatability, charm, humility, stature & tan suit-Look! Up in the WH-It's a bird-It's a plane-It's #SuperPrez!
THIS WEEK IN HISTORY: 10 years ago, former Pres. Barack Obama won the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize for what the Norwegian Nobel Committee called "his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples." abcn.ws/2oouUIR
Trump declares himself ‘the chosen one’ bit.ly/2Z7SPx9 #KingOfTheJews
Drop everything you're doing and watch this.... cc: @VictorBlackwell
I refuse to be distracted by such meaningless, moronic time-wasters (especially since my home planet was blown up by an unnamed stormtrooper). #FickleFingerOfFate 🖕
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Republicans against T... @RpsAgainstTrump
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