aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

I am a librarian. Joined October 2015

Tweets

2K
Followers

66
Following

346
Likes

8K

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

7 days ago

Why did the Cardinals let their equipment manager rocket diarrhea all over their uniforms before this game?

0 0 0 80 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

2 weeks ago

Eagles comeback win. Mets lose and out of the playoff spot. What a Sunday.

0 0 0 48 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

3 weeks ago

So far, in four Premier League matches this season, they have losses of : 3-0 to Sunderland 5-1 to Chelsea 3-0 to Spurs. “The team’s coming together” is a fucking WILD thing to say

Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL

3 weeks ago

So far, in four Premier League matches this season, they have losses of : 3-0 to Sunderland 5-1 to Chelsea 3-0 to Spurs. “The team’s coming together” is a fucking WILD thing to say

380 164 3K 335K 20

Download Image

0 0 1 89 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

2 months ago

Tough look for the “tariffs bring manufacturing jobs back” crowd.

Mike Konczal @mtkonczal

2 months ago

Tough look for the “tariffs bring manufacturing jobs back” crowd.

5 115 670 117K 41

Download Image

0 0 1 64 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

3 months ago

Stephen Miller is, and always has been, wildly racist. But this is one of the most racist things he has ever said—and he said it on live television.

Acyn @Acyn

3 months ago

Stephen Miller is, and always has been, wildly racist. But this is one of the most racist things he has ever said—and he said it on live television.

512 327 2K 470K 308

Download Video

0 0 1 68 1

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

3 months ago

I cannot express to you how #Phillies it is to lose on a walk-off inside-the-park home run. For as hapless as the offense looks, the bullpen has blown at least a dozen *very* winnable games.

0 0 0 83 0

Spartz went from: —there’s a basic framework for the bill that I need to vote for to —I’ll vote no on the rule but yes on the bill to —I voted yes on the rule and think the bill needs to be improved, but I won’t do my job and I’ll vote for it anyway. Unreal.

Rep. Victoria Spartz @RepSpartz

3 months ago

2K 280 2K 118K 24

0 0 0 91 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

3 months ago

Truly incredible that @mtamaryland can expect me to pay for a full price MARC trip when they’re allowed to cancel multiple trains and have everything else running well behind schedule.

0 0 0 40 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

4 months ago

I am, once again, begging Democrats to nominate me for some congressional office solely so I can hammer this fucking lollipops once a year. @dccc hit me up.

Old Row Sports @OldRowSports

4 months ago

I am, once again, begging Democrats to nominate me for some congressional office solely so I can hammer this fucking lollipops once a year. @dccc hit me up.

154 575 12K 3.9M 737

Download Video

0 0 0 68 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

4 months ago

I can’t wait to see how pissed people get when we’re paying Kilmar Abrego Garcia money he won from a malicious prosecution verdict.

0 0 0 31 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

4 months ago

I desperately need @kairyssdal to explain bonds and the bond market to me like a five-year old.

0 0 0 33 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

5 months ago

Stephen Miller has a bachelor’s degree from Duke, has never read the Constitution, and would like you to believe he knows it better than constitutional scholars. The Fifth Amendment does not mention the word “citizen” at all. It does say “no person…” twice though.

Stephen Miller @StephenM

5 months ago

6K 18K 65K 5.4M 2K

0 0 0 41 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

6 months ago

West Ham is straight trash. Cannot believe this is the team I support.

0 0 0 146 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

6 months ago

Republicans get mad about participation trophies but are out here honoring Riley Gaines for finishing in fifth place at a swim meet and 85th place at the Olympic trials. Maybe she just wasn’t a good swimmer.

0 0 0 36 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

6 months ago

The thing about JD Vance (other than being a piece of shit) is that either he’s dumb as rocks and thinks this is a legit argument (it’s not this), or he’s framing it in an intentionally absurd way and being intentionally disingenuous because he can’t win an argument on the merits

JD Vance @JDVance

6 months ago

4K 1K 12K 4.5M 300

0 0 0 129 0

aaron murphy. @aaronpatrickm

6 months ago

Why does anyone take this dude seriously? He stands for, quite literally, nothing. He’s such a coward that he’s out here bootlicking the president for creating massive uncertainty, hurting the dollar, and murdering the bond market all for the specter of “negotiations”.