φona @acatabashed

Joined February 2015

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φona @acatabashed

5 years ago

Byyyyye Twitter. Here's my cat Froggy and my amazing boyfriend Sas. I love them both

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The phrase “if you cared, you would [remember, notice, be on time, listen, etc]” is so funny because I care so much it hurts but I just can’t change the behavior because that’s not how my brain works. And by “so funny” I mean “utterly devastating.”

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φona @acatabashed

5 years ago

@luvgrdn He said he "doesnt believe in shoes"

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Amy G Dala MD @AmyGDalaMD

5 years ago

People: aRe yoU goInG to mAsK fOreVeR Me: well I still wear seatbelts & helmets, use sunscreen, get vaccinated, wash my hands, drink pasteurized milk, cook chicken before eating it, & don't drink water straight from the lake so 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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φona @acatabashed

5 years ago

@luvgrdn My prof just told me about her 3 yo who would not go to preschool w shoes on because it was a "moral transgression" so he threw a tantrum for 20 minutes & then she went "oh the wind chimes are making noise" & he snapped up and went "haha i love wind chimes" and put his shoes on

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Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare

5 years ago

i skip test questions like i’m gonna be a different person when i go back

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izzy @spidermannwh

5 years ago

it’s march 31st so happy april ludgate accidentally scheduling 94 meetings for ron swanson day to all who celebrate

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φona @acatabashed

5 years ago

@luvgrdn Theres a book that takes place entirely as a guy is going down an escalator but i cant remember what its called

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Lolathon @VRLolathon

5 years ago

I had to do it...

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φona @acatabashed

5 years ago

Me with demon froggy

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Bear. @GrandiddyChris

5 years ago

Katt Williams said it best. If you can’t adjust your jokes for the time we’re in, you’re not a comedian.

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φona @acatabashed

5 years ago

I was just reading "Ive got the Light of Freedom" which explained that when the federal govt threatened this, lynching rates went down. It was never signed into law though

President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive

5 years ago

I just signed the Emmett Till Antilynching Act into law — making lynching a federal hate crime for the first time in American history.

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Amanda Parris @amanda_parris

5 years ago

Assault is wrong. Alopecia is a painful experience that many Black women go through and should not be joked about. The concept of being ‘the protector’ can be a form of toxic masculinity. Black women are rarely protected and deserve to be protected.

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φona @acatabashed

5 years ago

I peaked when I went from watching Free Guy with a guy I hated to dating a guy whose studio did the special effects for Free Guy, in the span of about two weeks