u/couchfukervance @account2_not
Who am i? Joined November 2020-
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@Wisdom_HQ 11. Dear lord this shit is fucking rank
@Wisdom_HQ 10. What the f is this
@Wisdom_HQ 9. Don’t tell Me what to do
@Wisdom_HQ 8. So find an unblazen trail, but what if it’s just a dead end…? Bet ya didn’t think about that now did ya
@Wisdom_HQ 5. Well what if I’m sleeping and still and then rested, huh…?
@Wisdom_HQ 4. CS Lewis never said that shit
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