Ian Webb @aclockworkmonk
.".Quite clever, darkly funny " Kerins Masterclass in concise skewering; grok 'crazd, druggd, tosspot, pervrt' Thadocracy Joined December 2022-
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& do not ever let the fuckers forget it.
& do not ever let the fuckers forget it.
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Hi @ZiaYusufUK you said no one in the leadership of @reformparty_uk knew who Nathan Gill, the Russian bribe taking leader of Reform UK in Wales was. How's this for you?
Hi @ZiaYusufUK you said no one in the leadership of @reformparty_uk knew who Nathan Gill, the Russian bribe taking leader of Reform UK in Wales was. How's this for you?
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“I don’t want people to think that this is ironic or tongue-in-cheek. This is serious: I would like to play Bond."
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@elsieblundell @wesstreeting At least 450 vulnerable patients were killed by NHS staff at the Gosport War Memorial Hospital. 28 years after concerns were first raised and 7 after a public enquiry, not one has been charged. gosportpanel.independent.gov.uk/panel-report/
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@Nigel_Farage Wouldn’t it be awful if a video congratulating Reform UK’s Nathan Gill who admitted to multiple Russian bribery charges was to show up, Nigel? Oh wait…
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Jesus Christ… Mark Davis looks like his hobby is chasing parked cars And who cut his hair? His gardener?
Jesus Christ… Mark Davis looks like his hobby is chasing parked cars And who cut his hair? His gardener?
Am I the only one that gets irked by repeated 'Howzat' appeals by modern day cricketers. It's written down that you should appeal once. About time this was stepped on
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Who wants to see a video of @Nigel_Farage calling Nathan Gill a “decent, honourable man”?
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An Islamist call for perpetual jihad, from the safety of London. Stunning and brave.
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Wonderful brave woman!!!!
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No bravery, no honour, no decency. "It's just some minor nastiness. That her enemies wanted to murder her, or violate her sexually as punishment for having a view on her rights. While somebody she knew walked away and implied she was a bigot. Hey get over it, Jo, yeah? Sheeeeh"
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It's really curious and might just be my account/phone but the app will not allow me to post or reply with these words/pic. Even a test one with just keywords will not post. Perhaps you could try for me...
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My Alexa has been replaced by @glooface 😲
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Is this the same bloke who posited deprioritising road repairs to make more people catch trains? We had to wait over a year for a first appointment at CAMHS with an extremely ill child. The process is lengthy and difficult and sometimes inept and spiteful.
Is this the same bloke who posited deprioritising road repairs to make more people catch trains? We had to wait over a year for a first appointment at CAMHS with an extremely ill child. The process is lengthy and difficult and sometimes inept and spiteful.
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