PintShopProphet @actualimmigrant

Los Angeles, CA Joined May 2016

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PintShopProphet @actualimmigrant

3 years ago

Human shield is an oxymoron, and the deafening silence is pretty ugly too.

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3 years ago

The fact that Inuits have 50 different words for snow, makes sense to me, they need specific words to accurately describe the world they live in. That’s why Americans coined the term “circle jerk”

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3 years ago

Apologizing to end an argument, is the male equivalent of faking an orgasm.

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3 years ago

@nicktheeperson I’m annoyed that I know what this means.

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3 years ago

Cyber Monday is just Black Friday for people who can’t fight.

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3 years ago

This Netanyahu character is bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase Baby Boomer!

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PintShopProphet @actualimmigrant

3 years ago

Halloween is the best, it’s the one night of the year you can just pretend to be someone you’re not. Or as they say in Los Angeles, a Tuesday 🎃

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3 years ago

@nicktheeperson @LACityParks

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3 years ago

I don’t go to the doctor in America because it’s too expensive… I just take cues from my YouTube ads… and according to them, I have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis, and I might have been involved in a car accident recently that wasn’t my fault.

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PintShopProphet @actualimmigrant

3 years ago

Went on a date with a girl who told me she was a communist… big red flag!

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PintShopProphet @actualimmigrant

3 years ago

Sometimes people ask me why I moved to America…the truth is there’s just so many things you can’t get where I’m from that you can get here, like a job….or shot by a toddler.