Adam.Korga @adam_korga
Sometimes I build things. Usually I break them. Then I write about both. Author of IT Dictionary — the ultimate glossary of tech absurdity. adamkorga.com Joined June 2025-
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🚀 Tomorrow it’s out! IT Dictionary – A Survival Manual for Devs, Dreamers, and Those Still Pretending Their Job Has Structure lands on Amazon. Paperback, hardcover, eBook. Satire + survival guide for life in tech. #ITDictionary #BookLaunch #TechHumor
Just 2 days to go! IT Dictionary — the sarcastic survival manual for devs & dreamers “Even newbies will appreciate the chuckles.” — Kirkus Reviews (GET IT ✅) “I will be recommending this to all my IT folks” — Senior Staff Data Engineer Paperback, hardcover or ebook - your call
“Eventual consistency: sometimes the numbers just… don’t add up.” #DistributedSystems #TechHumor
7 days to release One week left. The IT jungle survival guide is almost here. Satire meets therapy. 👉 Countdown begins. #ITDictionary #Satire #BookLaunch #TechHumor #Countdown
“Velocity: the art of turning requirements into technical debt at the speed of light.” #Agile #TechHumor #ITDictionary
Just had an amazing chat with Jackie about the peculiarities of the IT world. We delved into how the universe seems to endlessly produce more foolish people, outdoing top-tier software developers. Catch the full episode soon! #TechTalk #Podcast #ITDictionary #DorkForestPodcast
Stats from the Department of Made-Up Numbers: Apparently 4 out of 5 developers enjoy code review. #DevHumor #CodeReview #ITDictionary #AdamKorga #SarcasmAsAService
Final tweaks still flying in ✍️ But this time… it’s really, really close. #ITDictionary #AlmostThere #SelfPublishing
You know it’s a real startup when the org chart looks more like an umbrella Got a better C-level title? Drop it in the comments — the best suggestion by Sept 30 wins a free e-book copy of my IT Dictionary: buff.ly/ZWvMyXP #StartupLife #ITDictionary #TechHumor
⏳ Two weeks to go! IT Dictionary launches on September 30 🎉 If you’re curious what it’s all about (with sarcasm, survival tactics, and a few publishing war stories), here’s a quick intro: 👉 youtu.be/51oNiUiQiBs #ITDictionary #BookLaunch #TechHumor
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