Adam.Korga @adam_korga
Sometimes I build things. Usually I break them. Then I write about both. Author of IT Dictionary — the ultimate glossary of tech absurdity. adamkorga.com Joined June 2025-
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Welcome to the Agile Cargo Cult ☕🚀 Where even the coffee machine runs in sprints and fridge restocking gets a retrospective. Stand-up at 9:00 sharp: Agenda → beans, milk, sugar. #Agile #Scrum #ITDictionary #TechHumor #CargoCult
🚨 Shameless self-promo alert 🚨 IT Dictionary just got a full review at Independent Book Review – written by @stargirlriots “This satirical workplace guidebook is a laugh-out-loud group therapy session that offers technical and emotional support by decoding corporate-speak.”…
Your code runs in milliseconds. Your pipeline deploys in minutes. But decisions? They take weeks. 🐢 Sometimes the real bottleneck isn’t the system — it’s the people holding the lever. #ITDictionary #DevOps #EngineeringCulture #ProjectManagement #TechHumor
Servant Leadership What it sounds like: Empowering the team through guidance. What it actually means: Booking meetings and politely begging people to update Jira. Full IT Dictionary coming soon! #ITDictionary #Leadership #Agile #Scrum #TechHumor
Company wants the boat to go faster. - Hire a manager to yell at rowers. - Hire consultants for oars & hull. - Add a culture manager with a playlist. - Fire a few rowers (too heavy). Result? One guy rowing. Everyone else “optimizing.” #Leadership #ProjectManagement #ITDictionary
Had the privilege of joining @dylanbeattie & @markrendle on Tech, Bugs & Rock’n’Roll 🎙️ PM: “We need to be pragmatic.” Translation: “It just has to work long enough to be somebody else’s problem.” Full episode youtube.com/watch?v=QU-iBO… #ITDictionary #TechBugsRocknRoll #devhumor
Waterfall looks great… until reality changes. Spoiler: reality always changes. That perfect 6-month plan? By month 2, half the assumptions are wrong. Agile isn’t magic, but at least it admits the river has bends. 🌊 #Agile #Waterfall #ProjectManagement #ITDictionary
Big Bang transformations: 💪 push one giant boulder uphill and pray it doesn’t roll back. Kaizen: 🧱 one brick at a time, and suddenly you’ve got a road. Incremental > heroic. Every. Single. Time. #Kaizen #Agile #ContinuousImprovement #ITDictionary
“A sprint without scope creep is like a unicorn — you’ve heard of it, but you’ll never see one.” 🦄 From my upcoming book IT Dictionary – a survival guide to the absurdities of tech. #Agile #Scrum #TechHumor #ITDictionary #ProjectManagement
Cybersecurity hiring in 2025: 🦄 “10 yrs exp in a 3‑yr‑old tech.” Translation: must work 3 shifts to catch up. Unicorns only, work‑life balance sold separately. Unicorns spotted: 0 Open roles: still 27 #Cybersecurity #Hiring #TalentGap #Recruiting #FutureOfWork #ITDictionary
Hey @SuperSaf, not a gadget but thought you might enjoy this: IT Dictionary — a satirical survival guide to tech & AI hype. Quick pitch here 👉 adamkorga.com/downloads/medi… #AskSaf
Just read a Post Mortem: Incident had been happening for 2 years. Alert existed… but was set to low priority. Nobody noticed. Observability: achieved. Awareness: optional. #ITDictionary #Observability #DevOps #Metrics #TechHumor
“Dashboard (n.) – A colorful digital art installation full of KPIs nobody understands and that never drive a single decision.” Or as we call it in ops: Modern Office Art. 🎨 #ITDictionary #DataVisualization #TechHumor #Metrics
Multi‑Cloud Security in 2025: 🔥 AWS on fire ❄️ Azure frozen 🤖 GCP… is doing whatever that is Your job? Tape it all together and pray the auditors never ask questions. #CloudSecurity #MultiCloud #ITDictionary #TechHumor #DevOps
“Why hire juniors when AI writes code that feels right?” Vibe coding™ saves money now… and guarantees a senior talent crisis later. AI won’t kill software engineering. Our hiring strategy will. #AI #FutureOfWork #HiringStrategy #SoftwareEngineering #JuniorDeveloper
“Every DevOps mantra ends the same way: ‘…and may God have mercy on our state file.’” Terraform veterans know this isn’t a joke — it’s a prayer. #DevOps #CloudComputing #ITDictionary #TechHumor #Terraform
Staff Engineer was meant for builders, not politics. The real one leads by architecture & problem‑solving. The corporate Staff Engineer™ 🪄✨ attends enough meetings to qualify for frequent flyer miles. #StaffEngineer #TechHumor #EngineeringCulture #ITDictionary
10 years in tech ≠ senior. Some engineers grow, mentor, and see patterns others miss. Others just repeat year one 10× with new Jira IDs. Titles change 🪄✨ Impact doesn’t. #TechCareers #Engineering #DevLife #GrowthMindset #CareerTips
“AI doesn’t hallucinate; it just confidently explains things it doesn’t understand—like your boss in a strategy meeting.” #TechHumor #ITDictionary #DevLife #Programming #AI
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