Adam @adam_sirk

Joined December 2012

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Adam @adam_sirk

2 years ago

I stg if one more person asks if I’m really eating a Lunchable as an adult. Like how dare a grown man enjoy a little prepacked snack of bologna,cheese, and crackers.

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Saint Hoax @SaintHoax

2 years ago

new york right now

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Adam @adam_sirk

4 years ago

The thing about working out is how are you going to name something a “torture twist” and expect me to want to do that?

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girl @ryemoney

4 years ago

i seriously thought quicksand was gonna be a huge problem for me as an adult

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Adam @adamgreattweet

5 years ago

Going to the bathroom at work is microdosing vacation

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brenna @humanbrennapede

5 years ago

shocking development: man making over 30x the average income in West Virginia supports policy that will benefit him at the detriment of those he supposedly serves

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helen @helen

5 years ago

i wanna be held like this

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relax guys, its just ken @isawken

5 years ago

clocking in at my dumb little job and sending my stupid little emails

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Adam @adam_sirk

5 years ago

You ever wake up in the middle of the night to a hot sweat with ‘Gaslighter’ by the Chicks playing in your head or is that just me?

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girl @ryemoney

5 years ago

god has let me live another day and im boutta make it everyones problem

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Prof Michelle Ryan @shellkryan

5 years ago

This dog is both a good dog and a bad dog at the same time.

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Gamer Tóxica @marcelofeal

5 years ago

Whenever I try to philosophize with my cat

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Adam @adam_sirk

5 years ago

FaceTimed my sister just for my niece to very readily blow kisses at both of my cats, but immediately walk away when I put the screen back on my face.