Aging Runner @aging_runner
I wanna lock myself in the RFP cage. Obviously satire, not official 🪂 Australia Joined June 2022-
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Only when faced with real industrial action by unionised team members does Apple agree to bargain in good faith… For weeks the negotiations between bargaining reps and ER have been continual denied claims, let’s see if this changes anything.. theguardian.com/technology/202…
Who tf greenlit iOS Rio? And simultaneously EOLd Mac Rio?? Right before launch??? Wanna kms with how horribly unreliable and slow this thing is and we haven’t even started on the NPI yet 🫠
I’m just counting down the days till we get the rfo request for the series 3s. Thank fuck it’s finally over
Hey @Apple, can you please just listen to your employees?
Ahh NPI… Is it just me or does this year feel more ominous than usual?
It seems a lot of stores around Au got slides in their download saying something to the effect of ‘the media is mis-representing the situation’… If there’s one thing we all know *actually* creates change at Apple, it’s getting media attention 😬
It’s a bit sensational but our EA bargaining is getting some attention 👀 news.com.au/technology/app…
I love the sneaky little clause in the new EA that allows them to force us to take leave in another pandemic situation. Trying to avoid another 2020, it seems.
Apple has shown more loyalty to the Series 3 than any singular retail employee
youtu.be/vOzqDxwKxvs These were terrible ads but damn they hit close to home 😂
What are some of the best forum-cube forts y’all have seen? We had a three level high one the other night. The kid was sitting at the top of it, watching over the store. Not a parent in sight…
What’s even the point of having ops specialists if we spend our entire day supporting the PZ. Stop spewing the shit about them being nearly at headcount if you’re still pulling us to support them 😤 I’ve got an entire day on either operator or avenues today 🙃
Sooo… they publicly said that the starting pay is now $22 in the US 🤔 That’s AU$32, about 15% more than I’m getting even after these ‘massive’ TCPs.
10.02% up to AU$28.5, as an OS. A bit shit because it actually pushes me into a level that means I loose Saturday penalty rates 🫤
So they started handing out the TCPs at my store today, I was told I was in a separate group that has to wait till Friday? Not sure what that’s meant to mean, but I’m scared regardless 👀
Coach: I think we need to find a project for you to work on. Me: Yeah okay, gotcha 👍 Me a week later:
When they make a decision I know isn’t going to work, sometimes I just eat the cupcake and let them fight the fire they lit.

the spatial tech 🥽 @User22r430078
57 Followers 69 Following just another day at the fruit stand. already burnt out. opinions are my own.
cabin-term-note @cabintermnote
53 Followers 69 Following Fruit stand bar worker. All opinions are my own and deal with ambiguity.
ขิง @Panmaichu
138 Followers 619 Following if in the next life, they are SNSD, I will be SONE • OT9 • Moo • instagram: starswaitingforus •
Oliver @ein_olli
90 Followers 656 Following My opinions and views are my own and do not reflect those of any corporation in any way.
Alex Blanchette @Chauzeman
65 Followers 111 Following
ops specialist @isntticket
3 Followers 16 Following fruit stand employee, opinions are my own and do not reflect those of the company
Trans Rights @liberatetrans
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CanYouRIPIt? @CanYouRIPIt
9 Followers 95 Following Fellow Frustrated Juice Drinker. Opinions and experiences are my own. Here we go.
eliezer @heenharp
3 Followers 262 Following
Danny Chicago @BuffKenobi
120 Followers 1K Following Bears, Jags, Cubs, Hawks, Bulls, UM 🙌🏻 🇨🇺 DALE.
Aware of data loss @HitStartPlease
169 Followers 72 Following Unbreaker of things, unlicensed therapist, deleter of precious memories. *trusted with The Screwdriver™️* Not affiliated with anything. All thoughts are my own.
Techie to the Rescue @techierescue
523 Followers 648 Following 12+ years at Apple - founding investor Fanbase - HELPING you learn your Mac, iPhone, iPad, or PC remotely over Zoom. Lover of tech!
NotZooeyDeschanel™ @juliasmirky
181 Followers 306 Following Life Lesson Teacher/Do Gooder/Hot Take Generator
Anon @GYOGenius
93 Followers 101 Following Previous fruit stand member who was axed for speaking good about unions. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
brusk @brushkies
1 Followers 300 Following
Ayan Shikhaliyeva @ayansheykh
2 Followers 83 Following
TheReZonedGenie🧞�... @forevertexpert
307 Followers 424 Following FrUiT StAnD Genie, all thoughts are my own, previously a twice denied TE to Genie. Please hold while I…..figure things out
Granny Smith Apple @BobGrannyApple
320 Followers 535 Following Just little old Granny Smith watching all the tweets from the young Granny Smith Apples out there... my tweets and re-tweets are my own thoughts.
Andrew the Anti-Fasci... @suntannedmonk
333 Followers 773 Following Proud Anti-Fascist. Defending the right to peacefully protest. US Army Veteran. #NotLegalAdvice #NotFinancialAdvice #NotMedicalAdvice #EntertainmentPurposesOnly
✨Ofsteve ✨ @PZinGillead
99 Followers 255 Following just a Handmaid for the big apple. blessed be the fruit, MF’s. 🖕🏻 of course these thoughts, opinions, complaints, and tears are all my own.
David Martin @DJLM511
351 Followers 2K Following Technical Specialist, Young Ambassador For South Gloucestershire Council
Ederson M @Christian065
24 Followers 94 Following
My EAP is Better @MyEAPisBetter
210 Followers 81 Following just another disgusted fruit stand employee! think different from managers. Opinions are my own.
Kim Busic @_kehm_
0 Followers 244 Following
James St. John Smythe @JimStJohnSmile
38 Followers 346 Following Fan of James Bond, ASMR, iPhones, and Gorgonzola.
Visual Standards @Visual_Stanturd
8 Followers 69 Following All thoughts belong to me, not our overlord Apple. Just here to vent and share memes so I don’t cry.
JajasBakes @JajasBakes
32 Followers 186 Following Owner of Jajas Bakery and Catering. Specializing in guiltless desserts and vegan cooking. Down home southern and spanish cuisine.. You should treat yourself!
Asterisk_tech @ejay87
108 Followers 886 Following
skip @fskiip
202 Followers 430 Following cat lover, Oxford comma user, and sudoku puzzle doer. she/her/her’s
annonymous @annonymous5815
125 Followers 448 Following
Mark Daley @markedaley
98 Followers 1K Following
not ur regular tech s... @GeniusBarProbs
86 Followers 120 Following This page is not affiliated with Apple at all. These are my own personal thoughts. Sorry Tim.
#fruitofthepoisontree @mymadeupaddy
448 Followers 333 Following
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
673 Followers 101 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
Peacay @Peacay
13 Followers 962 Following
riffomatic @riffomatic
21 Followers 381 Following
iPhone MegaMiniMax @FruitStoreNinja
564 Followers 531 Following In no way affiliated with Apple inc. This account is for comedy and parody purposes only. #Unionize #UnionStrong
RFOhNo @RFOhNo
80 Followers 25 Following Not an Apple account. Thoughts are my own. Running through ambiguity
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
673 Followers 101 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
Hating Fruit Cults @fuckfruitcults
283 Followers 40 Following Slave to the fruit stand - opinions strictly my own
Rotten Core @RottenCore02
32 Followers 30 Following Shining a spotlight just to stand next to the rotting fruit.
Specialist Snark @SpecialistSnark
13 Followers 151 Following
weem$ @TeamWeemz
151 Followers 396 Following Never too rich for new money. I make music and work at an store.
NoRunnerAvailable @no_runner
270 Followers 54 Following Shucking boxes and delivering packages. Leaving you hanging with your reverse runners since 2011.
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
519 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
FORMER pineapple spec... @icloudbackitup
530 Followers 86 Following anonymous fruit stand account. all opinions my own.
leading with ambiguit... @ambiguityapIe
311 Followers 34 Following Fruit stand specialist venting all things. All thoughts are my own
Nunya @creativeproZAC
293 Followers 22 Following Feeling burnt out from the fruit stand since 2015. thoughts are my own.
Kiss My NPS @KissMyNPS
740 Followers 166 Following FORMERLY a reluctant/stubborn servant of the Fruitstand. Random musings and opinions are all my own
AppleTogether @AppleLaborers
9K Followers 76 Following A global solidarity union of workers from all parts of Apple #AppleTogether #AppleUnion https://t.co/mdhgYnKvcB
fruit stand confessio... @CSCODE_
805 Followers 109 Following Just a fruit stand technician trying to get through the ambiguity. Not affiliated with the big . All opinions are my own.
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 308 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
Fruit Shop Frustratio... @FruitShopFrust1
366 Followers 20 Following Fruit shop screwdriver monkey - losing the will to live one interaction at a time
Your Overworked TE @TechExhausted
260 Followers 78 Following Don’t forget that a “pay raise” less than cost of living is a PAY CUT
My EAP is Better @MyEAPisBetter
210 Followers 81 Following just another disgusted fruit stand employee! think different from managers. Opinions are my own.
Abandoned Genius @realLeadGenius
235 Followers 106 Following Ambiguity Deal With It 😎 Longtime Genius - Unionize 💪 - not paid enough to maintain empathy.
Pro Ambiguity Dealer @AmbiguityPro
636 Followers 769 Following Fan of all things . No longer a slave to the fruit stand. Opinions are strictly my own
InFROPHell @InFROPHell
548 Followers 314 Following
Blessed Be The Fruit @20minute15
294 Followers 190 Following My soul got shipped to depot but I guess I’ll show this cx a “cool” feature. All thoughts are my own.
Acknowledge, Align, A... @AckAlignAss
363 Followers 180 Following Tryin not slap the obnoxious & entitled Fruit Fans. Sharing fictionalized truths of the best work of my life🤦🏻♂️ Opinions are my own, with many sympathizers.
Runner WEstock @1storegrindset
315 Followers 149 Following Just an ops dummy trying to navigate the daily struggle of working at a fruit stand | all thoughts and opinions are my own
flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
494 Followers 193 Following TS at a fruit stand. I need the benefits, so I stay. Tweets are from me, not my employer.
TheReZonedGenie🧞�... @forevertexpert
307 Followers 424 Following FrUiT StAnD Genie, all thoughts are my own, previously a twice denied TE to Genie. Please hold while I…..figure things out
texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros
2K Followers 70 Following my spirit has been Tier 4’d | all thoughts are my own
the needs of the busi... @enrichingmyass
709 Followers 124 Following My opinions are my own Just some fruit stand shit, a tech trying to stay sane
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 92 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
Yet another tech @GB_Floater
888 Followers 83 Following Just wanna get through one day without going through an Apple ID password reset. Not affiliated with the big - tweets are my own thoughts.