Your Overworked TE @TechExhausted
Don’t forget that a “pay raise” less than cost of living is a PAY CUT Joined February 2022-
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The next iPhone will run iOS
not once during an appointment or a set up would i recommend or turn on siri (i’d skip past it for the cx)
not once during an appointment or a set up would i recommend or turn on siri (i’d skip past it for the cx)
Apple: we’re going to do everything in our power so we don’t have to lay people off Fanboys: yay! You’re so great! Such an honourable torchbearer! Apple squeezing and forcing retail employees out. Apple: oh, we meant the real Apple employees. Not the poor retail cousins
The results of the world’s largest trial of a 4-day week (with no loss of pay) are out: ▪️ No drop in revenue ▪️ 65% fewer sick days ▪️ 71% less burnout ▪️ 92% of companies decide to keep the policy after the trial The conclusion is clear: we need a shorter working week.
@pearpodrepair The Venn diagram of hell and Apple Retail is a circle
The first unionized Amazon warehouse in the U.S. The first unionized Chipotle in the U.S. The first unionized Apple Store. The first unionized Trader Joe's. 260+ unionized Starbucks stores. 370+ worker strikes across the country. 2022 was a monumental year for worker power.
Is everyone ready to give free tech support this weekend?
Can’t wait for the all-store circle jerk where they trick the newbies into thinking we don’t work in an absolute toxic wasteland of an environment
Thinking of everyone at Apple Derby Street - Take Care ♥️
if i had a nickel for every time a phone got checked in to me for a camera repair but it was just a lens cover, i would have 3 nickels. which is way too many damn nickels.
if i had a nickel for every time a phone got checked in to me for a camera repair but it was just a lens cover, i would have 3 nickels. which is way too many damn nickels.
I’d rather have my phone be butt ass naked than put a camera protector over the rear lens.
Care to explain this atrocity?
stopped into my old store since my airpods pro are almost too old for the REP…this store is still a shit show 😂 and how does audio test take 30 minutes? ☠️
True innovation 😂

texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros
2K Followers 70 Following my spirit has been Tier 4’d | all thoughts are my own
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 506 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
494 Followers 193 Following TS at a fruit stand. I need the benefits, so I stay. Tweets are from me, not my employer.
The Many-Based God @sans__accent
519 Followers 1K Following I work in a Cube of Infinite Subjugation where my job is to be Apple’s whipping boy. My thoughts are my own and do not reflect that of my employer.
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
817 Followers 334 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
Aware of data loss @HitStartPlease
168 Followers 72 Following Unbreaker of things, unlicensed therapist, deleter of precious memories. *trusted with The Screwdriver™️* Not affiliated with anything. All thoughts are my own.
RTR @ReadyToReplace
184 Followers 49 Following Because aren't we all? Disgruntled fruit stand employee. Genie Admin or whatever. All thoughts are my own. Spitting up the Kool Aid since '18.
My EAP is Better @MyEAPisBetter
210 Followers 81 Following just another disgusted fruit stand employee! think different from managers. Opinions are my own.
Fruit Stand Fail @FruitStandFail
791 Followers 224 Following Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
Astro-Grouch 🇻�... @oscarf00
302 Followers 2K Following Lego Enthusiast, Star Wars fan, Father, Husband, Technology Nerd.
Apple Japan Local @AJHITeam
321 Followers 507 Following アップルジャパン支部 Apple Japan Local 2014年から団体交渉で頑張っています。よろしく。 Apple Japan’s Home Improvement Team. #AppleTogether #1u
fruit stand confessio... @CSCODE_
805 Followers 109 Following Just a fruit stand technician trying to get through the ambiguity. Not affiliated with the big . All opinions are my own.
Kernel 🍗 Sanders �... @paycryptos
293 Followers 1K Following War angels, Sniper Guardians Don't lose focus.
Kiss My NPS @KissMyNPS
740 Followers 166 Following FORMERLY a reluctant/stubborn servant of the Fruitstand. Random musings and opinions are all my own
Less Queue Queue More... @wehateyourhate
260 Followers 349 Following MDES (she/her) 💉💉💉💉 Proof that cats can evolve thumbs; has used this power hopefully for Good not Evil 🐈⬛ (Thoughts are my own, etc.)
Carrie @c_snowden98
235 Followers 3K Following
MildredWagner @emo2q976pBo5SY
35 Followers 3K Following
Big Red Fruit Online ... @BigRedFruitShop
79 Followers 188 Following Unofficial apparel and accessories for Apple employees. https://t.co/QT5paOpcLd
George Sargetis @george_sarge
41 Followers 123 Following
Elizabeth @p_elizabeth31
243 Followers 3K Following
vegan prime @vegan_prime
37 Followers 220 Following
ss24 @popss24
54 Followers 231 Following For all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you *Andrew McMahon in the Wilderness
PUG-Life @DuaneValentine4
18 Followers 90 Following
All in on phone @CanYouTakeNext
72 Followers 60 Following
$it is Fine @iThinkImFine_2
176 Followers 305 Following The world is on fire and everything is falling apart. The bitcoin of meme coins. $it coin. CA: CpdKgsZMtZ54FK5vbyLq5wNyH2uRmSxi8AtEAADipump
Paul Di Meglio @pdimeglio
48 Followers 135 Following Everything you wanted to know about the absurd but were too fearing to ask
David Drone @dronempls
31 Followers 273 Following
Royal Lee @20Visions
310 Followers 197 Following
Tom Vankirk @Tvankirk14
49 Followers 269 Following Technical Expert at Apple. Lover of all things music and movies
David Lloyd @subtype_
29 Followers 112 Following
Dave McGuire @mcguired
142 Followers 235 Following I used to think it took conviction to be a dedicated Apple Retail employee...
SnowLeopard @SnowLeo08796007
1 Followers 50 Following
Christopher Burgess @dubbayoo
2K Followers 545 Following #DoctorWho nerd, podcaster on @RadioFreeSkaro, @DoctorWhoMHC and @ProgNeg, #Apple fanboy , movie nerd, tall guy. Ottawa #Sens fan. #childfree. Views my own.
Kevin Johnson @SameDayDomestic
1 Followers 32 Following
jas @jasmmendez_
742 Followers 577 Following
israel @omegamazas
193 Followers 1K Following
Fruit Harvester @fruitharvester
349 Followers 254 Following Sometimes I have faith in humanity, then I go to work.
fourgiraffes @4giraffes
0 Followers 167 Following
brian flax @bdflax
93 Followers 139 Following
Dagheinrich @dagheinrich
3 Followers 31 Following
Steve @slfullmer
4 Followers 99 Following
rey @reyaboe
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Poison Ivy @ShyAvocado1969
2 Followers 55 Following
Casey Beard @beigecardigan
0 Followers 67 Following
Cereal @55pac
4 Followers 56 Following
Funky Little Tech @FruitStandTech
23 Followers 25 Following Just a funky little tech trying to make it at a funky little fruit stand. All opinions are my own! | They/them
mischicosperdidos @allmyboysperdio
10 Followers 306 Following
TodayatSetup @TodayatSetup
96 Followers 56 Following Thoughts and musings are my own and in no way reflect the big fruit stand.
Em @EmilyMc56591269
0 Followers 63 Following
Larry Pigeon @larrypigeon007
0 Followers 31 Following
Richard Martin @Rikmartin
10 Followers 232 Following
austersball @austersball
49 Followers 800 Following
Karan Sharma @Anonymous46262
6 Followers 96 Following
texpert 🧃 @gotbizintros
2K Followers 70 Following my spirit has been Tier 4’d | all thoughts are my own
grDrama @DepotGenius
2K Followers 308 Following My opinions not the red fruit. Starbucks fueled sarcasm galore. My Current Role: Genius Technical Expert Pro. Watching this Union thing develop.
⫷ Linda Lominge... @LindaLominger
3K Followers 506 Following She's baaaaack. I dabble in fruit and ambiguity. My job is to send you articles on stuff you can Google.
Creative Rants @Creative_Rants
9K Followers 92 Following The personal rants of an Apple Store Creative
flow-door-road 🏳�... @DoorFlowRoad
494 Followers 193 Following TS at a fruit stand. I need the benefits, so I stay. Tweets are from me, not my employer.
Genius Bar Tales @GeniusBarTales
10K Followers 404 Following The ORIGINAL 'From The Genius Bar' account since 2011. Stories, Commentary, Satire of life at . Not an official Apple blah blah, pass the Whiskey.
AppleTogether @AppleLaborers
9K Followers 76 Following A global solidarity union of workers from all parts of Apple #AppleTogether #AppleUnion https://t.co/mdhgYnKvcB
Technical Expert Shiz... @ExpertShizzle
817 Followers 334 Following Enriching life’s one day at a time! my thought are my own... Fighting rotten fruit at some bar!
Ambiguity Expert @fruitstandsavvy
291 Followers 35 Following A fruit stand tech trying to DRC all of the pain away since 2021. All opinions are my own and posts are meant for laughs and are not affiliated with the big .
Genius Bar Babysitter @speshuIist
521 Followers 76 Following Genius Admin, aka everyone at the Bar’s babysitter | Formerly PZ | Opinions are my own | she/her
FORMER pineapple spec... @icloudbackitup
530 Followers 86 Following anonymous fruit stand account. all opinions my own.
RTR @ReadyToReplace
184 Followers 49 Following Because aren't we all? Disgruntled fruit stand employee. Genie Admin or whatever. All thoughts are my own. Spitting up the Kool Aid since '18.
Fruit Stand Fail @FruitStandFail
791 Followers 224 Following Another fruit stand specialist trying to survive on an a day. Thoughts are my own and not representative of any corporation.
Annoyed Genius @annoyed_genius
401 Followers 26 Following Trapped between personal feedback, clapping and systems which don't work. Expected to do magic, by people who don't know how to follow onscreen instructions.
BLACK. FEMALE. GENIUS... @genionymous
485 Followers 92 Following Just a BLACKITY BLACK BLACK female Genius bitches✌🏽
all in on iphone @ALLinOniPhone
880 Followers 53 Following all in on hating myself, you? PZ Spec, Tech Spec, Genius, Tech Advisor, Creative Pro #toomanyroles promoted to cx
promoted to associate... @iqueuewho
559 Followers 59 Following just an ex-PZ loser who doesn’t know anything 😢
ARS Confessions �... @TexpertProbs
1K Followers 73 Following Dealer of ambiguity and ✨🍎fruit 🍏✨. Why write a book when you can write passive aggressive tweets? 📥 Have questions? Send me a DM
fruit stand confessio... @CSCODE_
805 Followers 109 Following Just a fruit stand technician trying to get through the ambiguity. Not affiliated with the big . All opinions are my own.
Jim Dalrymple @jdalrymple
32K Followers 899 Following Editor in Chief of LoopInsight; guitar player; dog lover; Sometimes I say things; Been reporting on Apple for over 26 years.
Funky Little Tech @FruitStandTech
23 Followers 25 Following Just a funky little tech trying to make it at a funky little fruit stand. All opinions are my own! | They/them
TodayatSetup @TodayatSetup
96 Followers 56 Following Thoughts and musings are my own and in no way reflect the big fruit stand.
CreativeOnTheLedge @CreativeCracked
674 Followers 155 Following Broken. Gay 🏳️🌈. Creative. Different. He/Him
Anon @GYOGenius
93 Followers 101 Following Previous fruit stand member who was axed for speaking good about unions. All thoughts and opinions are my own.
Send ur ass to depot @0zStrings
63 Followers 29 Following All opinions and shit I say are all mine and no one else’s. I don’t own the fruit stand I don’t represent them.
Granny Smith Apple @BobGrannyApple
320 Followers 535 Following Just little old Granny Smith watching all the tweets from the young Granny Smith Apples out there... my tweets and re-tweets are my own thoughts.
Aging Runner @aging_runner
120 Followers 38 Following I wanna lock myself in the RFP cage. Obviously satire, not official 🪂
iPhone MegaMiniMax @FruitStoreNinja
566 Followers 531 Following In no way affiliated with Apple inc. This account is for comedy and parody purposes only. #Unionize #UnionStrong
Queue Queen @Queue_Queen
518 Followers 82 Following “enriching” lives || officially unofficial || all opinions are my own
An Employee @AnAPPLEmployee
132 Followers 0 Following If you like Apple, then you’ll like me. If you don’t like Apple, then you aren’t thinking differently enough. Parody (according to Twitter). ⌘
Our Soul is our Profi... @Soulisourprofit
298 Followers 71 Following Former fruit seller for 10 years. Promoted to customer and never going back.
Jane Appleseed @janeaaplseed
791 Followers 318 Following I really do like helping people, but the negatives of Apple Retail outweighed the positives. I am a commie.
Fruit Harvester @fruitharvester
349 Followers 254 Following Sometimes I have faith in humanity, then I go to work.
Assuming negative int... @tiredtechnician
989 Followers 50 Following An Apple Store Employee that’s tired of cleaning up sloppy technicians messes… All opinions are my own.
Unspecial Specialist @soulisourpeople
222 Followers 84 Following I work at a fruit stand, all thoughts and opinions are my own blah blah blah
Annoyed Apple @applememoirs
258 Followers 98 Following Ex employee at the fruit stand. All opinions are my own.
8 to 10 cups of sand @charlie0two
372 Followers 32 Following Please dump all at once, all at the same time. As it turns out, all opinions are my own.
GR Specialist @GRspecialist
673 Followers 101 Following Genius in Canada. I spend more time than necessary in the GR. My views & onions do not reflect those of my employer.
Generic Tech worker @jaded_frs
427 Followers 67 Following Recently moved on from the Fruit Stand and working elsewhere in Tech.
Repair in Progress @ripGSX
419 Followers 17 Following rants & experiences from the Fruit Stand. views & opinions are mine. you can’t have them.
Screw it, CRU it @elppaeciuj
449 Followers 169 Following somewhere at a fruit stand far, far away...
9to5Mac @9to5mac
1.0M Followers 47 Following We break Apple news. Leading source for all things iPhone, Mac, iPad, Apple Watch, more.
MacRumors.com @MacRumors
1.4M Followers 93 Following Apple, iPhone, iPad and Mac rumors, news, tips and videos. Tap Follow! Message us with questions / comments.
FORMER 🍐Repear Spe... @pearpodrepair
220 Followers 13 Following Working on some pears, trying to survive. My own thoughts and opinions though I’m hoping you’ll relate.
ForeverFamilyRoom @ExpertlyFR
789 Followers 254 Following Pork and beans and Sauce. I work in retail, for a company who I do love to work for. However the entitled customers, destroy my enthusiasm daily.
learning lite expert @EXPERTOdeZP
717 Followers 96 Following ex fruit stand employee. views and tweets are my own.
Empathicc Genius @EmpathiccGenius
1K Followers 115 Following Works for a lifestyle company in Cupertino - Genius, previously on Product Zone - Those are my own opinions
Expert at managing ex... @surviving_fruit
352 Followers 86 Following Worked at the local fruit stand somewhere in EMEA as PZ and OPS. Now retired but here for the memes.
King of Overflow @overflow_king
819 Followers 70 Following swapping everything every time at your local fruit stand.