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Obed Vargas was really good that half imho
Ive been critical of Schmetzer on a number of occasions but I’ve always said unequivocally his tactics are simply tailor made for a game that was abandoned in the sixth minute and then resumed 52 days later. Those of you that truly know me know this.
I appreciate the guys giving the “playing a man down” experiment a real chance. I appreciate out of the box tactics like that, but I would highly recommend maybe going back to the having all of the players on the field strategy
well. listen. i'm not really a soccer expert or anything but I have to say that getting players sent off every game is not going to win you a supporters shield.
I guess you could call him Kuck Cousins
if you're wondering why this return is so light please remember the following: Xavier Arreaga makes 750k a year Xavier Arreaga sucks I would consider this a steal without the 75k
if you're wondering why this return is so light please remember the following: Xavier Arreaga makes 750k a year Xavier Arreaga sucks I would consider this a steal without the 75k
the sounders are no longer providing me with the lifestyle to which i've grown accustomed
kind of a bummer that waibel didn't gm that red card out of ragen
i don't like soccer if i'm being totally honest
do refs officiate ragen unfairly because he has "rage" in his name? My column for sounderatheart
one positive thing I'll say about Apple TV coverage is the halftime highlight reel saxophone song absolutely slaps
i love how the awful audi e-tron nyyyext commercial has text at the bottom explaining that this is a dramatized version of this process. thanks now we know this wasn't a clip from a documentary about the world's most annoying family
After lots of behind-the-scenes work, I can finally announce my new venture, BootUp Analytics!! BootUp is the first consultancy group dedicated exclusively to elevating women's soccer through advanced analytics. RTs appreciated!! bootupanalytics.com
ffs
Wrexham doing a thing means that so many people on here will say the dumbest fuckin shit
congratulations to the sporting kansas city marketing team on their huge result tonight
Warren Barton said "all the experts agree that omar gonzalez is a great player" not only does no expert believe this, but no person who has watched him play at any point in the last half decade or so thinks he is even a GOOD player.
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I guess you could call him Kuck Cousins
The Falcons called Kirk Cousins when they were on the clock to let him know. From what I learned, Cousins understood a QB would be considered but he did not believe his successor would be taken in the first round. I’m told he’s a bit stunned.
You absolutely cannot have a must-win MLS regular season game in April when 62% of your league makes the playoffs.
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jury duty is such a weird type of rejection because on one hand did i want be a juror on a week long capital murder case? not really but on the other did i want to beat all the other jurors and have the lawyers like me the most? absolutely (they didn't)
@ahandleforian Plus we’ll probably sell the intl slot so another $150-200k of GAM
I feel like if you take a corner kick and the other team scores before you touch it the game should just end in a forfeit on the spot. Just embarrassing as hell.
Arreaga should be less concerned about the gays brainwashing our children and more concerned about learning to pass the fucking ball.
If you, like me, were wondering what is rock bottom for this team: it’s this
@ahandleforian it is a largely unenjoyable relationship. now on the field as much as some of the choices off it. Love this era of the Sounders for me!
@ahandleforian Gotta say, I think we need to start expecting more goals. Really gotta step up the “expecting” side of our game
@ahandleforian yep. slow mo is great for "is that a handball" not great for judging how hard a foul is
@ahandleforian You could tell they saw the still frame of his foot on the calf and decided to talk themselves into a red card.
@ahandleforian i think spending more than like 90 secs looking at the monitor means there's nothing "clear and obvious" about anything being discussed. and it's time to move on.
@ahandleforian Clear and obvious errors should definitely be reviewed in ultra slow mo, and take a minimum of 5 minutes or more to adjudicate.
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Wanna feel old? Lamine Yamal hasn’t even been born yet.
@ahandleforian I thought he left with Fox Soccer Channel