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This guy tried to shoot me with a Klobb in the Facility level of Goldeneye.
The "make the pitch as big as possible" axiom is poorly framed yet ingrained in many players & coaches. The intention is to create more space to play, but the result isn't as simple. It creates space for *isolation* play –– 1v1s, 2v2s, etc. More space isn't always positive.
The "make the pitch as big as possible" axiom is poorly framed yet ingrained in many players & coaches. The intention is to create more space to play, but the result isn't as simple. It creates space for *isolation* play –– 1v1s, 2v2s, etc. More space isn't always positive.
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Very kind of Tottenham to build their supporters that massive stand behind the goal so they all can witness Nico Jover's set piece wizardry firsthand.
Wakee upp it's Matchday!! Y'all ready? #Hustlin4More
I dont want Chelsea to have any success, don’t get me wrong. But this one leaves a sour taste.
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Yesterday was my last day at @Official_BRFC. What a rollercoaster the last 4 years have been. Been a pleasure to work with each and every player and member of staff. Bristol has become my home and I’ll never forget those memories of the final day of the League 2 season 💙 #UTG
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@_Wrighty7 You’re right. They’ll lose because they’re shit.
...in a trenchcoat
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Yeah really annoying when footballers use instagram to portray an image, much prefer when they start hosting a podcast the season after a relegation to discuss the “wicked bants” they’ve experienced in their career.
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“You let your country down” but Harry Kane skying a penalty into row Z during a World Cup quarter final was just stellar.
Meanwhile Julia Roberts won’t pick up Pep’s calls
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Training Idea This practice is a combination and adaptation of two forms that the DFB (German association)has recently published as part of their reform of youth training. We used this practice in match preparation, particularly to work with the back 4 and the central 6.
I finished an email with ‘any issues, please just get in touch to discuss’ and they got in touch to discuss.
@ianmckee58 Hi Ian, We were allocated 530 tickets for the away end for which our fans made nearly 10,000 requests. The ones that went certainly did us proud. 😀
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AND….What a day it was 😃
🗓️ On this day in 2007... We were crowned champions of the @UWCL 🏆 Trailblazers. Icons. Legends. ❤️