walmer @alex_walmer

“Yo check out this Amish website!” - No one Joined August 2015

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walmer @alex_walmer

3 months ago

When the president fixes problems he created he’s “a genius” and “saving America” but when I do it I’m a “monster” and I “have to leave the NICU”

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Savage Daughter #TheResistance @militarywife

9 months ago

@CromLegerdemain

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vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard

11 months ago

Niggas really voted for a rapist thinking he’s gonna improve their lives, you can’t make this shit up

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walmer @alex_walmer

a year ago

Celebrities getting charged with DUIs is crazy to me, like I realize that “they’re people too” but… My brother in Christ you were in *NSYNC, we all KNOW you can afford an Uber.

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Rob Mac @RMcElhenney

a year ago

Give me the name for the episode and we’ll do it

☪︎ qamar قمر @moong3nder

a year ago

Give me the name for the episode and we’ll do it

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The (inherently bigoted) OUTRAGE over this NBA player signing a nail polish deal has led me to a simple conclusion. If there was a store that sold masculinity, that shit would be FLYING OFF THE SHELVES.

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rosey🌹 @thechosenberg

2 years ago

Nobody: Guy you went to high school with on his IG story:

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kira 👾 @kirawontmiss

2 years ago

he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally

2 years ago

he has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

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Aero @Aeropium

2 years ago

@InternetH0F People complain about expensive healthcare but still vote for the wrong politicians 😭

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Hank Green @hankgreen

2 years ago

He was like, "Here are all of the things that might go wrong in the future...you should know about them, but you should not think about them because they probably will not happen." So, we'll see how that goes...