Mommy S @almostmrss
Pop the champagne I changed my last name!🥂 //finally mrs. s// MOMMY to a beautiful girl 🎀 Joined August 2017-
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I would take a whole month of jellyfish days if I didn’t have to finish this week out.
Song requests from my 3yo today included “The Cupid Shuffle,” “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star,” and “Hakuna Matata”
Him: can we watch a movie tonight? Me: can I fall asleep halfway through it?
“We aren’t here on earth in order to bend over backward to resemble everybody else. We’re here to be ourselves, in all our gnarly brilliance.”
taking a step back from you was the smartest thing I ever did
If your healing requires you to protect your space and be alone for awhile then so be it.
One thing about me, I am VERY ok with losing people that are ok with losing me.
Y’all I have found the dress I’m gonna wear if I ever renew my vows 😍😍
👩🏼: “I love you” 👧🏼: “I love you” 👩🏼: “I love you more” 👧🏼: “Ohh, that’s a good secret” 👩🏼: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
In case any other mamas needed to hear this today ❤️❤️ You are not alone and more importantly, you’re doing great sweetie!
Giving birth is actually NOT the hardest part about having a child. The hardest part is potty training 🤦🏼♀️

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