S A S S 🤍 @sassenach_va
3️⃣0️⃣ | 👩🏻❤️💋👨🏼 05.30.19 | 💍 12.24.22 | Furmama | #ALLIN🐅 | #ALLCAPS | #STLCards | #ProtectYourPeace | #BellLetsTalk | 🎉03.06.21 NoVA Joined March 2021-
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Marrying one in ONE MONTH 🥰😍
Amazing dad. Couldn’t ask for a better one. He’s loved my mom for 34 years and has exemplified the marriage I want. He’s my dad first and foremost but he’s also my best friend. He loves his family fiercely and he’s his grandsons favorite person.
Amazing dad. Couldn’t ask for a better one. He’s loved my mom for 34 years and has exemplified the marriage I want. He’s my dad first and foremost but he’s also my best friend. He loves his family fiercely and he’s his grandsons favorite person.
Petition for @McDonalds to bring back all day breakfast
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Not to be dramatic but I’d actually suffocate and die
Not to be dramatic but I’d actually suffocate and die
Absolutely not and I still kiss both my parents goodnight at 30 years old when I’m at their house. Mom on the cheek and dad on the forehead. My nephew (4.5) does kiss me on the lips but he doesn’t understand yet.
Absolutely not and I still kiss both my parents goodnight at 30 years old when I’m at their house. Mom on the cheek and dad on the forehead. My nephew (4.5) does kiss me on the lips but he doesn’t understand yet.
Rent ~$3k 2bd/2ba Alexandria,VA
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We appreciate you #ClemsonFamily! Back to work today. 🐅🐅🐅
On a flight to Savannah and the lady in front of me has her two kids (toddler and a baby), the baby started crying she told him “no one is gonna like you if you continue” 😆🤣 It’s me as a mom frfr
THURSDAY 👌🏼🤗
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1000 GAMES, 301 GOALS, 388 ASSISTS, 689 POINTS, 55 DONUTS, 6 HAT TRICKS, 539 PENALTY MINUTES, 2046 SHOTS ON GOAL, 100 BUTT TAPS, 47 GAME-WINNING GOALS, 698 BLOCKED SHOTS, 1546 HITS, and 1 STANLEY CUP
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I was allowed to live there?
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bartholomew bananas �.. @WellActuary
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M 💍 @txfiancee
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Cats & Crosschecks✈.. @catncarattt
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🐝 @CoffeeTeachWine
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idfwy. @idntfxckwithyou
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🤍🖤Audree 🖤�.. @DarlinSincerest
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Iowa Traveler @Westguytravel
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Wandering through lif.. @girlthinklikhim
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Asphalt Cowboy @BrofessorSnipe
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𝑀𝒶𝓈𝓈𝒽�.. @MasshoIe
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M, RN 👩🏻⚕�.. @PostOpPrincess
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Illia Ponomarenko �.. @IAPonomarenko
1.3M Followers 2K Following Live straight out of Bucha Buy Me a Coffee: https://t.co/2jsZNdSj2u Also find me on BlueSky: https://t.co/rqus6D0CZd
The Kyiv Independent @KyivIndependent
2.1M Followers 37 Following Become a member: https://t.co/jsQiFkoveH One-time donation: https://t.co/eNwj76xa7a
Pinot & Paws @PinotNPaws
467 Followers 333 Following wife • mom to 👧🏼👶🏼🐶 • OT • lover of wine, cheese, & true crime • Matthew 6:33 💗 • R= husband • Z=daughter • R2= baby boy
The best thing about moving so far; I don’t have to justify and “earn” rest anymore. No one is gonna come in and tell me I’m lazy or say I don’t do enough if I’m sitting down. I can get done what needs to be done at the pace that works for my body and brain.
My wife and I have a very liberal "first amendment" rule in the house. The kids (and adults) can say anything they want, even cuss words, without getting in trouble as long as it's not violent language towards someone. My wife reminded me to "Use the rule better" this morning.
IM FINALLY HOME AND GOT TO SEE THE HUSBAND.
Small coffee break but make it literal #TurkishCoffee ☕️
@thecookinglane Old Bay isn't a sauce, it's a rub, you fucking rube.
I haven’t seen my wife in 7 days. Tomorrow cannot come soon enough
I’ve been around religious people most if not all my life and honestly most of them annoy me. Especially the sheltering. I believe in education not sheltering. Nothing worse than someone not being prepared to handle life because their parents want to shelter them from the world.
Is your name Nissan? Because I want you altima self
Clemson to celebrate the life of the late Doug Kingsmore on Saturday. DETAILS ➡️ bit.ly/3vWaWI1
Without you, nights like this don't happen and we are forever appreciative of the support from each and every one of you. Let's finish the job, babes! #ALLCAPS
@sassenach_va I think that’s totally normal as a kid! My 3 year old demands I kiss her on the lips lol
@SLTandpepper I actually tell them to their faces how shitty they are. Idgaf lmfao
Ozzy, crushed, after I told him it’s not Friday yet
THAT'S A WINNER!! #ForTheLou
@SkolCapital HR emailed me asking why I didn’t do the anonymous survey 😄
We appreciate you #ClemsonFamily! Back to work today. 🐅🐅🐅
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