rack mose @amusedaries
impulse tweeting specialist, typos guaranteed welcome to the inside of my brain Joined April 2018-
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Have officially transitioned to being called “ma’am” by strangers and it kind of hurts?
“cause the ones who gas you up only come around when the flames on”
I feel like I’ve been in a rush for years… but for what?
Is there a difference between entitlement rooted in education/intelligence vs entitlement rooted in trauma/challenges? Someone who feels they’re entitled because they’ve educated themselves vs someone who feels entitled because they’ve been through some shit. Is it all the same?
“imagine if I listen to what a hater gotta say never give a broke a bitch any time of day you ugly when you jealous bitch look at that face I’m hot right now, and you’re not, mmkay?”
how many times do you get to vent about the same thing?
“I didn’t peak in high school, I’m still getting cuter”
“imma keep running, cause a winner don’t quit in themselves”
Twice this week I’ve heard “long time no see” from people I have ZERO interest in seeing… feeling like I’m doing something right
“And I'm gon' shine like I'm supposed to; antisocial, extrovert”
All online shopping carts should have a save for later option.
Look how much I learned on Duolingo in 2023! How did you do? #Duolingo365
PSA: Do not mess with girls who have paperclips and folders. They have them for a reason and they mean business.
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Damn this is pain
@NoCapFights Was grand ma celebrating new coat
Can y’all guess my favorite color? 🤔💜✨
“To whom it may concern” is honestly the best way of saying “I literally do not know who will be reading this”
Remember when we used to have nice things?
@bobfaget__ @quenblackwell CHARCOOCHERIE BOARD I LOVE IT HAHAHA
men have this amazing ability to take their own pain so seriously
The girls are turning against Rihanna… no!
Johnny Depp will become the first man to have his own spotlight segment at Rihanna’s ‘Savage X Fenty’ fashion show, according to TMZ.
@amusedaries @Maleficent0525 @OEFvetted @AOC Are your misrepresentations intentional or do you just not understand the literature? Fetal abnormality and giving birth to a baby conceived by rape are clearly not life endangering for the mother. "Health threatened" is a completely separate statistic from "life endangerment".
parents, calling out of the blue: what are you doing me: working them: but you work from home me: yes that still counts as work them: I don't understand what you do me: crazy! but as it turns out, your lack of understanding doesn't make it not exist, seems wrong but here we are
it's fun how my parents, who spent my whole life lecturing me on the value and importance of hard work, seem personally offended by the fact that I can not chat with them in the middle of the day because I have a job
thank u for a brilliant time, come rain or shine, @poetrybrothel at #nycpofest by the inimitable @PoetrySocietyNY on @GovIslandNPS
We'll bet that she knows Billy Joel. 💜
Olivia Newton-John, we'll always be hopelessly devoted to you
I don’t wish death on people anymore bc I don’t want that karmic blow back….but I DO wish them severe, crippling depression bc I already got that shit so the universe can’t give it to me as punishment! uno reverse❤️
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