Kelly @andee902
self-improvement is better left to people who live in big cities ohio river Joined November 2016-
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did manual labor today, bruised one of my beautiful, delicate hands
Do you think I have the courage to stay at a campsite by myself for one (1) night, do you think I have the tenacity, the endurance; to stay in a shaded pre-marked camp site with a provided fire pit
do you think Ray Romano would take a cross country road trip with me? I feel like we would have a good dynamic, he could think of it like Ice Age
What is this, I am not buying this man as a gladiator this man is trading stocks
My Cousin Vinny is 40 times over always being in your partner’s lane even when you’re arguing
when it’s raining and I get to have my windows open, this is spring babeyyyyy
I’d fall for Mrs Doubtfire no problem can’t even recognize a guy if he starts wearing a hat
This Airbnb has a few good places I can sit by myself menacingly
a gift from me is a gift forever 🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂
I have 2 hrs to mow my front lawn that takes me 5 minutes CAN I DO IT
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let him play
I need 3 people with me ready to break out the Wakka Wakka soccer version dance from just dance at any moment
A poster you had on your wall as a teenager.
A poster you had on your wall as a teenager. https://t.co/AjMMw96WhN
just give Tyra banks free reign on all the presidential campaigns I wanna see what she comes up with
I found these at a big lots once and ate them like a FOOL when I could have had one thousand dollars
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462 Followers 335 Following Lovable scamp 😘 Aspiring hipster trash✌️Washed up emo boy🧑🏻🎤 Ecology grad student (Lapsed lmao) ♻️👨🎓Dumb ass 🧠🙅🏻♂️ he/him 🩷💜💙
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police officer: detective dick, this scene's the nastiest we've worked in years--- detective who has a head that is a penis: my name is detective penis
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shoots you in the fucking face with my fucking HYENA BEAM get fucked get fucked get fucked get fucked
captioning a photo of 3 people in 2023: boygenius captioning a photo of 3 people in 2024: 3 tickets to challengers please
don’t care + didn’t ask + woodland creatures do not delight to join you in song
Let's read comic books to escape reality #BernieWrightson
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when a coffeehead says something so morningsodaphobic that you gotta em with that 7 am dr pepper stare
i told my parents when i was 6 years old i wanted to be a content aggregator.
@cuntsatchels It shouldn’t have pupils, I don’t agree with that design
[closing my eyes and imagining i am a wild animal that lives peacefully in a hollow tree in the woods] damn..... ok
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