And I'm the Dad @andimthedad

Scripts and scraps from my real-life parenting sitcom. andimthedad.com Joined April 2011

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And I'm the Dad @andimthedad

5 years ago

The kids and I were discussing the #racist #spacelaser bullshit from @RepMTG and came up with this. Beth thinks you won't get it, but I bet some of you do... #starwars #deathstar #smokeythebear

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One more #stayathomeproject done: replacing a shattered basketball backboard with plywood and a silhouette of #kobeBryant — on the 4th anniversary of his last game. Luke, 15yo, did most of the work. #basketball #project #kids #kobe More pics: tmblr.co/ZJZiexYA843GSi…

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6 years ago

"I can't wait to tell my grandchildren: a bat in China gave the whole world a virus, all the schools were closed, the country ran out of toilet paper, and haircuts were illegal." —Luke (15yo) after #coronavirus closed barbers, etc #covid19 #stuffmykidsays tdvx.info/39Z5B2z

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6 years ago

School in the Time of #Coronavirus: with #schoolclosing for 6 wks, we're doing part-time #homeschooling: online classes (Beth=screenwriting, Luke=financial investing); Dad's Class: design classes taught by me; and PM flex time. #dads #kids #covid19 tdvx.info/2TU9C2n

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6 years ago

10,000 miles driving across the USA with my kids and all I got was... a lot more than just a t-shirt, actually. Some road trip reflections here: bit.ly/10K-roadtrip #roadtrip #kids #america #parenting

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7 years ago

"You don’t have to say anything. That look is worth a ten-minute lecture." —Luke, 14yo, re: my silent ‘Dad Eyes’ treatment when his homework wasn’t done yet... tmblr.co/ZJZiex2hNx8fW #dadeyes #thelook #parenting #homework #stuffmykidsays #dads #kids

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7 years ago

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goats." —Henry Ford via Beth, 10yo, who edits her school's #inspirational quotes by converting #goals to #goats. What's your inspirational #goatconversion? tmblr.co/ZJZiex2gjrFRM #kids

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7 years ago

#Family #vote. Close your eyes, thumbs up or down. [everyone does side thumbs] You people are no help at all! tmblr.co/ZJZiex2dx5zV1

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7 years ago

"Dad, we need to work on your #pizza recognition skills." tmblr.co/ZJZiex2dkunNk #food #parenting #stuffmykidsays

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7 years ago

L: You played #IFeelGood when I was 3. Me: You remember that? L: Yeah. Me: Dang that's good parenting. tmblr.co/ZJZiex2dYKWLU

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7 years ago

We finally figured out the perfect costume to scare some of our neighbors. Now, how do we dress up as 5,000 poor Latinxs? #magaween

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7 years ago

Luke asks, "Why is @realDonaldTrump so orange? Why would anyone want to look like #Tigger?" tmblr.co/ZJZiex2YEwmhr #kids #smks #dads

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7 years ago

It tuns out that @timeless can be a good source of Taboo clues... tmblr.co/ZJZiex2YAD4nv #detectives #games #kids #parenting

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7 years ago

"Who was George Jefferson? Was he a president?" tmblr.co/ZJZiex2XhYgyL #thejeffersons #president #kids #parenting #smks

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7 years ago

“All you really need in life is comfortable underwear, peanut butter, and a good song.”—Luke, 13yo tmblr.co/ZJZiex2XVoPHJ #smks #kid

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8 years ago

Beth on #PercyJackson: "An annoying boy is the main character…a girl keeps saving him." tmblr.co/ZJZiex2XGqNRX @camphalfblood #kids

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8 years ago

I'm grocery shopping alone, with produce and milk and bread and normal stuff in the cart for the family. I swear every woman in the store is checking out my cart. My eyes are up here, ladies. #dadlife #shopping #eyesuphere