Andrew Luck @andrewluck

mastodon.social/@andrewluck Joined February 2009

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bo @bosxe

2 years ago

Working on a device to help those of us who can’t sleep sitting up, but are also too tall to lean forward onto the tray table, while sleepy on an airplane. Just a rough sketch for now but imagine the vision

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John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner

3 years ago

Every Elon post is like watching Joe Pesci enter the Home Alone house

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Ben Dreyfuss @bendreyfuss

3 years ago

Whenever you say "i wish you were dead" to someone, they'll say "wouldn't you feel awful if i actually did die after you said that?" and the answer is of course no. I wouldn't feel awful. I would feel immensely lucky and be booking a trip to Vegas.

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DART the Asteroid Slayer @DARTprobe

3 years ago

THIS ONE IS FOR THE DINOSAURS

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Matt Flynn @mflynn3

4 years ago

My brain: hell yeah, I could beat KCs ass Me body after one play:

Nocifer @NO_townE

4 years ago

My brain: hell yeah, I could beat KCs ass Me body after one play: https://t.co/JUDWL1wOGl

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Tyler McGinnis @tylermcginnis

4 years ago

"but the people with physical access is separate from the people with knowledge of how to actually authenticate" "OK Steve, listen carefully - I need you to hit COLON then W then Q." "Hm it says it's recording. Is that what you want?"

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White Tee Poison @attyLOL

4 years ago

Me seconds after seeing that seal.

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Sofia Avila @sofiajamesson

4 years ago

Trent Crimm, The Independent

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The Onion @TheOnion

4 years ago

Man Wistfully Looks Around Website He Hasn’t Visited For 30 Minutes bit.ly/3iU4Ux3

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The Onion @TheOnion

4 years ago

5-Year-Old Admits It Pretty Messed Up Spider-Man Visiting His Birthday Party When He Could Be Out Saving Lives bit.ly/3zutivP

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@krisstraub.com @krisstraub

4 years ago

sorry if you have tried interacting with me in the past couple months, my depression style is “they’re probably busy anyway” and “i don’t have any fun conversation to make”

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Hayden Winks @HaydenWinks

6 years ago

.@JoshNorris and I interviewed @MatthewBerryTMR on the Rotoworld podcast to chat about: + his process with evaluating rookies + players who need more touches + his ESPN show + his favorite fantasy punishments + and Miley Cyrus' wrecking ball Video: rotoworld.com/video/nfl/best…

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Rick Dhaliwal @DhaliwalSports

6 years ago

Today was my last day at SN 650. Want to thank the great staff for the last 2 years. So much fun with @JamesCybulski and @psolkowski Don’t know what the future holds. Thanks for all the texts and DM’s. Will try and return them all soon. Good day everyone!

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Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome

6 years ago

Oh man, how could I forget municipal library reading hours! THE GRANDFATHER OF ALL CRISES

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Angel del Rio @shirtless_rican

6 years ago

I have been trying my best to stay off of social media and take in every moment I can with her, but dude... mira... i cant quit yall! I have seen and read all the messages and I wanna thank everyone for the well wishes. Say hello to the apple of my eye everyone!

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David Sikabwe from Going Spaceward @thustweetsdavid

6 years ago

Frank Sinatra called. He wanted a rap verse for "Fly Me to the Moon". Happy to oblige. (My broken glasses are totally an aesthetic choice.)

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Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist

7 years ago

Inventor of the Dishwasher: I HAVE CREATED SOMETHING THAT WILL MAKE ALL YOUR LIVES EASIER. Humanity: WHOA. So we just put dirty dishes in and it cleans them? IoDW: Um, no. You need to wash them first. H: Uh... IoDW: Not thoroughly. Just, like, what you'd do if you were drunk.