Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

Father to 11. Husband to 1. Pastor. Preacher. Learner. I'm in the pursuit of helping people move from plateau to passion. #beatbackthebots #letshelpelon tinyurl.com/ybtdknz5 California, USA Joined July 2015

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

11 months ago

Parenting universal law #1,532: if you leave late it takes 25 minutes to get to practice. If you leave early, it takes 12. You’re welcome.

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

a year ago

Here’s what I know after 13 years of parenting 12 kids, 13 and under: you wake up everyday and one of them (at least) is trying to kill you; and your best chances of survival is to take something called “probiotics.”

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

a year ago

#juryduty live tweets cont 4th, pre-screening questionnaire response: “I’m a pastor of a local church, my wife and I have 11 kids (12 in Aug) and we LOVE to be a part of God’s redemptive work in the world-of which justice is a major part!

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

a year ago

#juryduty live tweets cont… 3rd, they made us say the oath twice-in the waiting room… I’m not sure but I’ve been studying spiritual oaths/agreements recently and I pretty sure if you say the same one twice they automatically cancel each other out… who’s gonna tell #California

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

a year ago

#juryduty live tweets cont… 2nd, a sweet lady will get up and eventually attempt to pronounce everyone’s names; brutal assignment. “No one is mentally equipped to fight this thing” (sick Tom Cruise reference from one of my favorite movies…)

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

a year ago

#judyduty live tweets… 1st, be consoled: jury duty in #California pays $15/day…

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

2 years ago

One Christian homeschool parent regret of mine, I guess, will be never having to discover my kids #offspring album and read aloud the lyrics to everyone in the car…

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

2 years ago

A Post-Election Prayer (For a People in Exile). Check it out here getgrit.kit.com/posts/a-post-e… via @kit

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

2 years ago

Check out my new landing page I just created on ConvertKit. getgrit.ck.page/getgrit.com via @convertkit if you subscribe today you’ll get our FREE PDF “Rescue from Meal time Mania”

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

2 years ago

@PopCrave I think now is the right time to wade into the Waters of red carpet lore: the story is NOT about the security guard it’s about that spoiled brat b- rated, unheard of actress managing to overstay her welcome all the while sullying the NIL of Jesus Christ

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

3 years ago

Anticipating the worst-case scenario or falling prey to a negative mindset manufactures stress, or at least substantially increases the level of otherwise unnecessary stress. danreiland.com/4-kinds-of-str… via @danreiland Instead: cultivate a positive outlook/focus on desired outcomes

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

3 years ago

I just published When Your Kid has a “Cancer Scare”. Check it out here getgrit.ck.page/posts/ via @ConvertKit

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

4 years ago

@AndyStanley Succession?

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

4 years ago

Does anyone need help moving bricks on their heads from point A to B for approximately 6-8 hrs? I’m asking for my kids (ages 5-11)…

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

4 years ago

Did no one understand that this was a deep tracks #frozen allusion?!

Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

4 years ago

Have you ever been like, “do you wanna build a snowman?” And your sister was like “naw.” #beatbackthebots #letshelpelon

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

4 years ago

Is it too much to ask that, upon my death, someone would say at my funeral how stunning of a parallel parker I was? (And yes I understand all cars will park themselves at that point) #beatbackthebots #letshelpelon

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Benjamin Applebee @applebeezy

4 years ago

Why can’t there be just one radio station devoted to strings-driven-French-techno? (If your first thought was: “is anyone still listening to radio?” You’re not getting it)