beth @aquariusvol6
that's rock of love baby (she/her) mr worldwide Joined October 2016-
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damn!!!!! i know i live in seattle but damn!!!
me: can i get a ticket? "for what movie?" me at the window:
3 slices of american cheese and a cigarette butt in the compost bin
“It’s so easy to make!” is the culinary equivalent of “This old thing?”
the masculine urge to turn on the sink and then go take a smoke break
Don’t really drunk text but I’ll have two coffees on an empty stomach and send the most humiliating message of my life before 10am
i want to host a food network show called Feed The Boy. every week 3 chefs try to please a different 6 year old boy. They do not get to ask the boy what he likes. but they do get 1 minute to root around in his bedroom for clues
What an awful day. I left 2 Hamilton CDs in my car and someone broke in and left 2 more
madison joy-in-shvon-.. @miss_mjoy
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Hüseyin Yıldırım @hsyin_yldrm
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My sister keeper @lewooshairoil
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Inas @Inassunday3
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447 Followers 1K Following I'm going to make an easy to read novel which will it be in the autobiography by the things I've went through in great detail . I would have to trst u....????
Mischief Managed @untamedheart66
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31 Followers 63 Following No dreams, only goals with plans 🇹🇹🇻🇪🇵🇹 🎨Ambivert, 23 🍰Modern (Pastry) Chef 👨🏾🍳 💪🏽Food, Fitness and Health 🔪Execute with Meraki
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This guy who took me on the worst of dates just texted me after not talking for a long time to tell me he can’t watch Cars because it makes him think of me and it hurts too much. Can I get a ka-chow?
In the last two weeks, I got my post graduation higher ed job, ended my job of the last three years at Frosted, got an apartment in Irvine, packed up my life, and cut my bangs too short. I move back to Southern California tomorrow 🥴
The bullies calling me gay before I even knew I was gay means that they were empaths
chilling text to wake up to
I waited in line for two hours for a test at an urgent care on Friday that doesn’t even have results available for me yet.
u have to wait 4hrs to get a covid test 2yrs into the pandemic but in the time u spent waiting jeff bezos made $3 million so there's really no way to tell if america is bad or not
These are INCREDIBLE the second day WOW
Chocolate chip cookie with walnuts drop, Instagram saw it first 🤷🏻♀️
I take the best candid photos of ppl n all y’all give me in return is crippling body dysmorphia
2020: “essential workers” 2022: “low skilled workers”
No one: Me this whole week and for the rest of the year: @aquariusvol6 came to see me at work. I love her
the feminine urge to grab the dirty spoon off the sushi conveyer belt
me and my girl don’t argue she bash my head in with a rock and I walk it off like a man
unprovoked text message i just received
Someone wants to order a cake and I asked them what theme they had in mind for the cake and they said either Raiders or Frida Khalo. Lots to think about.
i have to start paying my st*d*nt l**ns next month…..@JoeBiden @KamalaHarris do something right now this isn’t funny anymore and also send everyone another stimulus check
I am tweeting this from my laptop to say I LOVE Christmas but people really do find a way to be the most awful to people in customer service this time of year and it is so sad.
I like the new guy already
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Not @McDonalds straight up not putting meat in any of the cheeseburgers I ordered 💀 I feel like I got punked
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