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The best way to see his point is to watch 30 Rock and realize that at least 80 of its 100 best jokes would no longer make it past the censors.
The best way to see his point is to watch 30 Rock and realize that at least 80 of its 100 best jokes would no longer make it past the censors.
God inventing the duck: Give that waterproof chicken a kazoo
do people on linkedin just post copypastas now because i see the same 3 generic posts every fucking day. 1. company wastes candidate’s time and they take another offer 2. employee asks for raise, management makes them wait, employee leaves 3. roles require too many interviews
Going long periods of time without washing your hair will not “train” it to be less oily. Allowing oil and pollutants to build up on your scalp can actually cause hair loss and and scalp damage long term. You’re being convinced to walk around with greasy hair when you should…
i don’t believe for a second that they couldn’t find two twinks in Southern California
i don’t believe for a second that they couldn’t find two twinks in Southern California
you have clinical depression
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truck when a couple of young men approached and handed me $5 saying the wished they had room for him but was happy to see him going to a good home. And he did. More than 10 years on the farm, being a handful, running off, not minding, living his best life. I loved that dog.❤️
I went to a farm auction and inside a small cage was a 2 yr old redbone coonhound that was being “sold” because he killed chickens. He was shaking and scared. When it came time, I bid the opening $5. No one else bid. I took Hunter out on leash, paid my bill and was heading to the
The best way to see his point is to watch 30 Rock and realize that at least 80 of its 100 best jokes would no longer make it past the censors.
Jerry Seinfeld is on the New Yorker Radio Hour blaming "the extreme left" & "PC crap" for why there are no sitcoms anymore. Not streamers or any systemic reasons that we *just* saw at play with the WGA strike. Just "The wokes won't let us make comedy anymore." Absolute brain rot.
a lot of y'all moved on but i'm still here
The way these drinks are served
God inventing the duck: Give that waterproof chicken a kazoo
@GarryJGray "They say, if at first yoo don't succeed, try again."
I'm best man at my buddy's second wedding. Is it appropriate to open my dinner speech with “Welcome back everyone"?
So is she gonna be "Zendaya Holland" or is he going to become "Tom"
Tom Holland and Zendaya are reportedly planning marriage. (Via: people.com/zendaya-tom-ho…)
do americans have an actual right to protest or is that just some abstract thing you say for fun
I swear to you I will never move on from the entire 1990s being baked in purity culture and then emerging in 2024 to people panicking that folks aren’t banging enough.
27% of American men over 18 but under 30 have had no sexual partners. This is a genuinely big problem (for American women especially!) 😬
Together with the Walmart tweet there’s a very specific kind of person online who is constantly fuming about this point because it’s absolutely true
you just had to be there