cocaine pineapple @asimms17
sorry in advance Santa Barbara, CA Joined July 2009-
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i know my pssy so confused like damn aint nobody fw us?
life is so nice when a fucking loser isn't in ur life to ruin ur day at 9 in the morning
me to my friends once or twice a month
they should invent a guy that likes women
it’s fine if people like country music but just don’t do it in front of me
serious question how many push ups am i supposed to be able to do?
lives were changed
lives were changed https://t.co/tnLFa3nxSK
These last years I’ve struggled with partying, party favors & women.. after taking a long hard look into the mirror, I will be doing everything in my power to keep it up
literally everything that everyone is doing is so so annoying oh my god 💖
it b 2 dumbass girls (i’m one of them) telling each other “exactly”
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"Can you explain this gap in your resume?" my heart was ripped out of my chest
Next yr im too old to be bisexual i have to choose one soon
hey dude i don’t think you hate your body i think you just don’t have pants you like right now
Have fun pushing y’all strollers this summer
She’s literally hammered
“she looks lost” …no she’s just not having to overanalyse whats happening and where she’s going because she feels safe enough with her man that she can turn her brain off🥹 best feeling EVER
the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother
need a girl to make airplane noises while offering me a bump from her nail
Yo I’ve done a lot of drugs in my day, but I just tried a zyn for the first time (not a fucking clue why) and you mf’s are out of your god damn mind taking this shit
When my coworker says something extremely coworker and it’s just like okay you are not beating the coworker allegations
What happens in rooms I’m not in? Do you guys still like do stuff? Do you talk about me?
henry cavill in ‘hellraiser: hellworld’