Lukas Battle @lukasbattle
Substack: https://t.co/JSgzf0Z08p instagram.com/lukasbattle/ Manhattan, NY Joined October 2012-
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I had a lot to do today so naturally I reflected on my childhood and walked around my room
Being 26 is all about wondering "what if?" as you stare off into the distance
I feel so bad for the tiny bear they captured and used as a mold for honey packaging
Ask me a favor while confidentally wearing a stiff bootcut Jean with a wide orbit around your ankle? How could I refuse?
How one square foot of grass feels in New York City when it’s above 75 degrees
Back in New York from my week long stay at a retirement home in Florida
I would have been an amazing politician but my head is too small :(
Expecting the whole plane to say “thank you for your service” to me for sitting in the emergency exit row
If pickleball is being televised so should the clouds moving across the sky
Ate a croissant for breakfast and accidentally double cheek kissed my boss
Crazy how every person I have ever passed on the street has thought to themselves "he walks weird"
The lesson here is that words don't always have to make sense as long as they are written with a typewriter on a tea-dyed piece of printer paper
Night is the perfect time to think about things that make your chest feel really really tight
The Facebook marketplace interface is like congrats you’ve navigated through all of the relentless sponsored posts now what if I show you everything you’ve ever wanted but it’s on the opposite side of the country
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I'm typically a big proponent of white space but page 1 of Justin Kuritzkes' incredible CHALLENGERS script proves yet again that you can literally do whatever you want if the writing is compelling.
my landlord has such a beautiful mind ❤️
i am alive. thank you to everyone who sent flowers ❤️🩹
Feeling emotional, almost to the point of tears, about this photo in a Northern California gas station
wrote about me and don’s brother-cation for travel and leisure asia 🤍
I think this is the best performance ever put on film
Marketing girlies love to tell you that they have the finger on the pulse of pop culture, then turn around and listen to a podcast hosted by the bachelor from seven years ago
Going to central park to sun my anus during the 2024 solar eclipse
just a little south London girl performing on SNL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m lost for words at this point so i hope you enjoy this video of our second performance 🫀
NYU Gallatin graduate with her divorced parents and her mom’s new girlfriend at brunch for her graduation
‘DUNE: MESSIAH’ is officially in development at Legendary. (Source: Deadline)
U know ur east coast is showing when u experience an earthquake for the 1st time and ur first thought is “NO the apartment building is collapsing from structural damages and my shitty landlord NOOO”
I swear to god it just felt like my entire apartment was shaking. Was there a minor earthquake in LES?
This looks like a scene from the descendants
@lukasbattle hiiii my little shroomies!
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